James

Wake Forest Football '19

[James @slim_jim25]

"As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round."
-Ben Hogan

[Suga @Sugar_Sri]

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[James @slim_jim25]

@mrmckee Golf media is the worst. They don’t owe the microphone warriors for anything. Hope you find that out soon

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

How the fuck does this keep happening?!? Figure it out @espn and @YouTubeTV. Get your asses to the negotiation table before I decide to skullfuck everyone

[James @slim_jim25]

Redzone is a paid add-on. If you want to put in commercials, not matter the length, redzone should be free of charge

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Some added clarity: NFL RedZone is seven hours — 420 minutes. Over that time, viewers will be served 1-2 total minutes of ads in :15 increments. This comes out to anywhere between 0.25% - 0.5% of the total time, considerably less than other sports/entertainment programs.

[WFU Economics @WFUEconomics]

What's the department that turns out great golfers? This one!
Congrats to Cam Young and Michael Brennan on their recent wins on the PGA Tour and the PGA Tour Americas!
@ForeverYoungPGA @PGATOURAmericas @PGATOUR @WakeMGolf

[Tom Pelissero @TomPelissero]

The #Packers and OT Zach Tom have agreed to terms on a historic four-year, $88 million contract extension with a max value of $92 million, sources tell The Insiders.

The deal includes a $30.2 million Signing Bonus, which is the largest signing bonus for an Offensive Lineman in the history of the NFL. The deal was done by Michael Hoffman and Nate Sullivan of Sports Law and Management (SLAM) @MRHoffy

[James @slim_jim25]

@Jerrythekid21 Love this JJ- I’m in Charleston if you ever need an Indian to play with down here

[James @slim_jim25]

@RyanGreeneDNVR @Sugar_Sri

[James @slim_jim25]

For reference, the average male golfer hits his 7i ~145-150 yards. These guys are playing a different game. What a show this guy put on

[NUCLR GOLF @NUCLRGOLF]

You could watch this shot 1000 times it would get better every time 🔥🏌️‍♂️

[James @slim_jim25]

Liberal logic:

charge for a toll in busiest city in US, then reduce the price of toll and tell citizens how much you are saving them. Which was something that used to be free 🤦‍♂️

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

NY Gov. Hochul: You will be saving 40% since the new toll will be $9 instead of $15.00

Trump just made it $0

[James @slim_jim25]

@nick_forbes42 @ChipotleTweets Cava

[James @slim_jim25]

Its with regrets that I have to say how bad of a company @ChipotleTweets has become. Every location in my area during dinner hours is online orders only. Not to mention how small portion sizes are, and even smaller 4 online orders while prices go up. I’m officially boycotting

[James @slim_jim25]

Sorry for you loss Adam. Dogs are one the greatest gifts that humans have been blessed with. Praying for you and your family

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Part 1:

This was a day we knew was coming since last February, and yet there still is an overwhelming sense of sadness.

We had planned to put down our beloved Benny, who was our baby for over 15 years. He had liver cancer that had spread, he could barely stand anymore, and he stopped eating. We scheduled a vet to come to our house at 11 am today, and spent all of Monday and Tuesday crying over, and with, Benny.

And then, when we woke this morning for the day we dreaded, Benny was gone. He died in his sleep. We are in shock.

Our life revolves around our family, our dogs and, for better or worse, my work. But unlike our family or my work, dogs never give us any aggravation -- only love and loyalty. Benny was one of our five labradoodles; but he truly was one of one. He wasn’t a good boy; he was the best boy -- and we told that to him regularly.

Benny never bit anyone, never attacked one of our other dogs when they attacked him, he was such a gentle boy. One time when he was a puppy, he did jump out of out of the window of a moving car to chase after a pitbull before my wife had to pull over and chase him down. But aside from that, Benny gave us zero problems -- except for his health.

Roughly seven or so years ago, when he first was diagnosed with cancer, doctors removed one of his kidneys. Then last February, as he was running up our backyard steps into our house, he missed a step, hit his leg and could barely walk. Doctors discovered that, not only did Benny tear his ACL, but he also had liver cancer and other masses that had spread to his lungs. On Feb. 23, 2024, his doctor told us Bennyhad two to three months to live. My wife and I were devastated.

I remember the next week calling my dear friend Chris Mortensen because he was one of the only close friends I had who understood what it was like to love and lose animals. I cried to Mort, and listened to him talk about how much our pets mean to us. He did his best to pick me up, and he did briefly -- until I got a call a few days later that we lost Mort, too. My last conversation with Mort was all about Benny; now both are gone.

From the moment we were told that Benny had two to three months to live, I counted each time we passed the 23rd day of a month as another win for Benny. He stacked up wins when they weren’t expected, in July and August and September, until he got to another winter he wasn’t supposed to. There’s a video we posted on our dogs’ Instagram account from Sept. 29, when Benny jumped up and took away our daugther’s pizza, refusing to give it up. His energy and fight for someone fighting such an insidious disease was so impressive. But his decline from that day on, when cancer ravaged his body, was fierce.

Cont’d….

[Ian Hartitz @Ihartitz]

Just got shushed by the wife for yelling BALL when Christian Watson fumbled. I will NOT shush. There is a football on the ground and people need to know about it.

[James @slim_jim25]

Sorry for your loss Kirk - dogs are such a blessing to us. Praying for you and your family.

[Kirk Herbstreit @KirkHerbstreit]

This is really hard to write but so many of you have loved and cared about Ben that I wanted to let you know. We found out today the cancer had spread throughout Bens organs and there was nothing left we could do-we had to let him go. I’ve had dogs my whole life but Ben was 1 on 1. He was smart-loving-gentle-patient-inquisitive-and welcoming to all. Always a big smile and a soft tail wag. He and I could communicate..he and I understood each other and had each others backs. He was with me more than anyone at home and traveling with me for work. Such an easy going companion. Hard day-but he will live within all of us forever. God please bless his majestic soul and thank you for putting him in my life for the last 10 years-a true blessing.
Love you Ben. 🙏🏼

[Robert F. Kennedy Jr @RobertKennedyJr]

This is the kind of inflammatory poison that divides our nation and inspires assassins. It’s particularly ironic since Biden/Harris have just pushed through DoD Directive 5240.01 giving the Pentagon power — for the first time in history — to use lethal force to kill Americans on U.S. soil who protest government policies. If you want to understand a politician, the words from her mouth have little relevance. Look at her feet.

[Scott Hanson @ScottHanson]

🏈 …… 🏈❗️

[Shannonnn sharpes Burner (PARODY Account) @shannonsharpeee]

Akon sings “locked up” while police are arresting a child predator

[Daniel Hussey @DanielHussey2]

Tiger Woods on Colin Montgomerie:

“As a past champion, I’m exempt until I’m 60. Colin’s not. He’s not a past champion. So he’s not exempt. So he doesn’t get the opportunity to make that decision. I do.”

[Pinehurst Resort @PinehurstResort]

The @usopengolf returns to North Carolina.

To our home. To Roy Williams's home.