Abike Berry❤💡🦅

Banker|Credit Analyst|Model|God's Grace Ambassador|Growth influencer|Believer| Wizkid|Happy Girl|Chelsea|an exceptional Carrier of self👑💫🏆♥️

[Miriam Ogbonna @miriamogb]

It should come NATURALLY for a man to want to have fun with you, take you out , feed you and do nice things for you. You should never have to teach someone to do that.

[Miriam Ogbonna @miriamogb]

‘You look so beautiful. Your man is trying.’

It’s ALL ME. There is no man. Don’t give my accolades to somebody else o.

[Wizkid @wizkidayo]

In life, u can only guarantee loyalty to yourself! Life goes on 🚀

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

@famous_stark I've been offline for days now.

I was closing out a project that I'm leading.

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

Everytime I see Ambassadors' College making the news, I always remember that I once applied as a science teacher.

By myself, I withdrew from the first round of interviews. 😂😭💀

Fun fact:

The parents of Seun Osewa Nairaland own the school.

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

They scammed this Nepal guy 1.6 billion Naira, and it Happened at the Force Headquarters and involved some officers of the Nigeria Police Force and he ran to VeryDarkMan 😭💔

[Abike Berry❤💡🦅 @slimberrii]

@Usmanashafe Wizarab na the most foolish human being to ever exist

[VEE. @veeiye]

I want whatever wants me. I’m not forcing a damn thing.

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

“Nobody asked anybody to dance, I do more than dancing, people should stop belittling my work to dancing, I also make nails for people. it’s called hard work”

Funke Akindele finally makes a statement

[Lola Okunrin @lollypeezle]

Dear HR,

Open your window and see the rain. I hope you are not expecting me at work today. Pray it doesn’t fall tomorrow too ✌️

[ASISAT O.O.N @AsisatOshoala]

No worry , Wizkid is HIM…..that man was also looking so healthy🥰🥰 and jacked up💪🏾. Se wiz tin gbe weight ni ?🏋🏾🏋🏾 bobo yen hanssss mehn, baba for d girls ni looto ❤️❤️ #wizkid #AfroNation

[R @RotimyRudeBoi]

From the upper echelon! Nobody can equal him ❤️

[Instablog9ja @instablog9ja]

Sometimes, the real pain isn’t the disrespect itself… it’s realizing you tolerated it for too long. 👀🧎‍♂️

[Abike Berry❤💡🦅 @slimberrii]

@muheediva01 Yes I have

[#WorldPresident 🌎 @Zlatan_Ibile]

📍 ABK MAPOLY ❤️🔒

[Dura,coco money🎀🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷 @ms0nigghaz]

I’m a slim babe, and I’m not willing to jeopardize my health just to fit anyone’s preference. As long as I’m healthy and not underweight, I’m perfectly fine.Please, don’t ask me out only to start talking me into getting “thicker.” Go for the body type you actually desire.

[Beri🌚 @beri_grizou]

Here’s Chief Suo Chapele the face behind the pidgin World Cup commentary..😂❤️Africa’s first female pidgin commentator🔥

[Mario, PT @Mario_Sneh]

I once dated a woman who knew my routines better than I realized. Most evenings, I’d text her as soon as I got home from work. It wasn’t a rule, it was just something I’d always done.

One Thursday, I left the office later than usual. Right before heading home, I texted her, “Finally getting out of here.” Then, somewhere on the drive home, my phone died.

I didn’t think much of it. I figured I’d charge it when I got home and text her later. Instead, I walked through the door, dropped my keys on the counter, and accidentally fell asleep on the couch.

[NaijaFarmer @Nig_Farmer]

If you have this bull.. You should leave your 9-5 job. Leave any other hustle and make this bull your daily bread!

The only source of money from this cow is his Sperm!

Oh by the way, this kind of cow is not allowed to mate naturally, you're going to stress him and maybe cause him injury.

You extract his sperm through mechanical means.

Livestock management farms would be queuing at your farm gate with cash in hand to buy his and fertilize their cow with it.

You see the feed to carcass conversion of this bull is excellent 👌 this bull alone go build you house, buy cars, marry plenty wives 😂 and live a good life.

Just feed well and have a vet on standby for proper care.

Anyone that sl@ughters this kind cow to chop should be sent to Sambisa to face Boko Haram!

[Arojinle @arojinle1]

This cow is worth more than ₦500 million