parakeet

this next test is very dangerous! to help you remain tranquil in the face of almost certain death, smooth jazz will be played in three, two, o-*static*

[valentine (⃔˄𖦹 ·̫ 𖦹˄)⃕੭ु⁾⁾ ༘ @bugoclock]

baja blast moth.. or ray slugmoth i guess

[Alexis Griffith @AMcclerkin]

Not deleted , but blocked cause when he passed I thought I’d have a few months before they gave his number away but apparently not and she was so rude about it .

[ibis(ALL bird eater)👻𓅠 @tired_ibis]

what are you talking so much about little birt......... so much to say....

[Matty @Mattiour]

my first good comic

[PK🍓🍉 @PKontwt]

Printed the wrong picture and wasted the last of my printers ink

[Moth Heaven @MothHeaven_]

New generation hatched, time to show them the joy of the slop pyramid

[antipodean scourge @guywhoiswoke]

As a big comedy fan, this was a pretty special moment for me

[🇵🇸 nope @nnnnnnxox]

Her hat is a singular act of genius

[Abu Cortex (AuDHD) 🇸🇱 @AbuCortex]

It’s funny as a 90 second video, but it’s really debilitating when this is your life 24/7

[fran🏒 @IlyasCigarette]

*taps sign*

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

A man who used bots to stream his own AI-generated songs has been sentenced to 18 months in prison

He made over $8 million from the scheme

[Not at All 🍤☕🇵🇸 @Never_At_All]

Idk how to explain it but it genuinely felt like for YEARS nobody was really wanting to be my FRIEND friend but I was more of a "backup friend" if that makes sense

[WallStreetBots @WallStreetB0Ts]

the future of robotics is adorable

🦀🦀🦀

[Michael @_britmonkey]

I only just found out Bruno Powroznik, creator of "MARGARET FATCHER IS DED" and "OBJECTS I AVE SHUVED UP MY ARSE" died in 2023 aged 60. This only became public knowledge in 2025 because he left no will and had no living relatives.
Also he was probably transgender?