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plant guy

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The background on my direct reports phone is a picture of a lion with the caption “a lion does not concern himself with the opinions of sheep” #okbudhavethatdeckdonebythursday

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Queen City crackers would be such a fire name for a charlotte based white boy jam band

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@Panthers @budlight Pppllllleeeeaassseeee I’m begging

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@Panthers @budlight Please god me

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@gogurtpussy Have a great day ggp, I’m proud of you

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Fucked up at the greek festival, 1-4 in pickem, don’t text

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@BeansFade Lowkey respect, he’s an intellectual

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Completed the hardest test known to man this morning (sub 10 min beer mile after 15 beers yesterday)

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Train concert with an open bar on a Tuesday? Sure why not

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Playing the old how many beers do I have to drink on a Monday night with my boss game. Just hit 11, wondering what his limit is

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Concert merch tent once again sniped me

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We are moving offices next week, and I’m not looking forward to going through the process of finding the sneaky shitter in the new building

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Ice on my wrist got my mind right

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@eatfresh007 I attribute the only panic attack I have ever had in my life to the 2 trainwrecks I drank in a 2 hours span one day sophomore year. Might have just been a minor heart attack honestly

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@_jay_are_jr He is locked tf in

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@sheep_port Thank you sheep poet

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@yungspid3y Morning boo

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Yes good morning

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@Italianzynman How does kit feel about this

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Lyft driver is a huge Eminem fan. Never met one of these guys in real life