lucky ketchup boy

big fan

[lucky ketchup boy @Slime_Daddy]

Bonjour tout le monde, je suis une homosexuelle

[lucky ketchup boy @Slime_Daddy]

@ChaseRoss wow she would say that to a transing?

[RB Cochrane 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @RBcochrane]

No one has the right to OUT anyone. Not media, Not teachers, Not bloggers, Not anyone. It is the person's sole decision, no one elses #ableg

[wint @dril]

(girl tells me shes sick) aahh that sucks so much. you can come over & have some of my mens one a day vitamins. probably works on girls too,

[lucky ketchup boy @Slime_Daddy]

@BurhanOzbilici Mon chat dit "Bonjour!" Elle est une admirateurice!

[lucky ketchup boy @Slime_Daddy]

@InternetHippo he has the mouth of a Dr. Seuss character?

[southpaw @nycsouthpaw]

I didn't watch
the speech
which you have
live-tweeted

and which
you were probably
outraged
rightfully by

Forgive me
life is
so
so short.

[Tiny Mix Tapes @tinymixtapes]

Congrats to @TheRoomMovie for the #Oscars win!

[lucky ketchup boy @Slime_Daddy]

People really loves dates

[lucky ketchup boy @Slime_Daddy]

@MaraWilson Which one?

[lucky ketchup boy @Slime_Daddy]

@ScaryFag https://t.co/5PnPuBVKuu

[wint @dril]

AS THE GUILLOTINE SLIDES TOWARDS MY NECK, I PRODUCE A TINY BARBELL I'VE BEEN HIDING IN MY MOUTH AND LIFT IT WITH MY TONGUE. ONE LAST REP

[wint @dril]

ACCOUNTANT: I Just don't know how you can justify donating $700 to "Chips Ahoy"
ME: i hope your car flips & becomes your fucking firey grave

[Luke Savage @LukewSavage]

In both Canada and America there's an apparently insatiable need to believe Justin Trudeau is defying Donald Trump, though he really isn't.

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Being told that your words hurt someone is not oppression.

[wint @dril]

i love doing the shitty pushups where my knees are touching the ground and counting them as real pushups

[Neil Cicierega @neilcic]

The saddest part of football is the end of season when the coach dies