creepy lil guy 🕸🕷👁

zoe. digital artist/ illustrator.

[creepy lil guy 🕸🕷👁 @slimeretro]

hello #PortfolioDay . i'm zoe, i'm a toronto based freelance artist and i like scary movies! i do character design, illustration, and love drawing environments

https://t.co/a0iisjlcrJ

[creepy lil guy 🕸🕷👁 @slimeretro]

@Cinemacreep was it this cat because i think i got one 🤘

[creepy lil guy 🕸🕷👁 @slimeretro]

in the saw franchise all sins are equal: those who have legitimately harmed hundreds are punished in the same manner as a man who lied about being sick to get out of going to work. this too is a stunning prophecy for the way twitter works. in this essay-

[creepy lil guy 🕸🕷👁 @slimeretro]

in the movie saw (stay with me) one man tries to work through his complicated feelings toward the world’s injustices by “testing”(punishing) strangers based on what he sees as their moral failings (stay with me) this is what people on the internet are like

[creepy lil guy 🕸🕷👁 @slimeretro]

im addicted to this now

[creepy lil guy 🕸🕷👁 @slimeretro]

@1800catprotectr when i do it it’s cool though

[creepy lil guy 🕸🕷👁 @slimeretro]

if he wanted to he would (buy you a k car) (a nice reliant automobile)

[creepy lil guy 🕸🕷👁 @slimeretro]

*animated picture, whatever

[creepy lil guy 🕸🕷👁 @slimeretro]

im not gonna watch the Oscar’s can one of y’all tell me which Disney Pixar movie wins best picture

[creepy lil guy 🕸🕷👁 @slimeretro]

on my way home from work tonight in Toronto saw a guy shovelling his driveway like ok Sisyphus

[creepy lil guy 🕸🕷👁 @slimeretro]

people who use phrases like “genre-subverting” sure do hate when when a movie subverts the genre it’s in

[creepy lil guy 🕸🕷👁 @slimeretro]

my next tweet will be about glass onion

[creepy lil guy 🕸🕷👁 @slimeretro]

there’s a lot that’s not funny about ai art but the thing that IS funny about it is imagining the money and man hours that went into making something that ALSO can’t draw hands

[creepy lil guy 🕸🕷👁 @slimeretro]

N-

[creepy lil guy 🕸🕷👁 @slimeretro]

i don’t like posting my art on the void app where art goes to die but i can post elsewhere tonight because im not finished the fucking SHORT STORY that i wanna use for the caption

[creepy lil guy 🕸🕷👁 @slimeretro]

am i right ladies?

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

quickly post things you’d never admit this will all be gone tomorrow i’m gay

[creepy lil guy 🕸🕷👁 @slimeretro]

In case Twitter goes down here’s where you can find me: the pit. The tar pit. With the other trapped and dying mammals. Our tissues will liquify but our bones will be preserved for eons. Future beings will not accurately reconstruct our appearances. But they will try.

[creepy lil guy 🕸🕷👁 @slimeretro]

thinking hard about what my last tweet should be like im deciding what to put in a time capsule