Lauren

‼️yes there is something wrong with me please stop asking

[Lauren @slimesyou]

no matter how bad it gets at least i always have this fat little monkey

[Lauren @slimesyou]

@goobgleeb this is goob . what are these things

[Lauren @slimesyou]

@rotnbrain eatibf me out and he sneezes and shoots a tonsil stone into my pussy impregnating me instantly

[RXKNephew @NEPHEWRXK]

Just killed myself 5 mins ago

[Lauren @slimesyou]

inside me there are two wolves . one of them is on its period and the other missed a dose of its antipsychotic medication

[Lauren @slimesyou]

i wish i was playing outside

[Lauren @slimesyou]

mug containing tampons in the bathroom of a restaurant i ate at earlier today .

[Lauren @slimesyou]

@silvertheory_ it only has to make sense to me and i don’t feel like explaining it to anyone else

[Lauren @slimesyou]

utilizing the whole bed like it’s a sacred hunted animal

[Lauren @slimesyou]

they should let us cook elon musk on a spit over a fire like a ceremonial hog

[Lauren @slimesyou]

That Part

[Lauren @slimesyou]

ok now erika kirk should do druski makeup

[Lauren @slimesyou]

spinning around in my apartment with my arms straight out knocking things off my walls cause well . it’s wednesday 😌

[Lauren @slimesyou]

@silvertheory_ not a hair in sight? 🙄

[Lauren @slimesyou]

@danghentschel please view my like as a show of respect and support for the dead. i don’t “like” this post.

[Lauren @slimesyou]

looking to commission a voodoo doll of lin manuel miranda

[Lauren @slimesyou]

i dont think i believe in putting things in the microwave for more than 2 minutes

[Lauren @slimesyou]

@dinosaurs1969 neeeeed to throw rocks and stones at him in the town square

[Lauren @slimesyou]

listen i have just as many problems with new “tim” heidecker as the next guy but we start to muddy the waters when we get our facts wrong. it was only 19 people that he killed at that music festival