madisyn 👻

please dont ask me anything a dog of average intelligence couldnt answer

[saturn is NORMAL @gfzuku]

NEVER COMMISSIONING AN ARTIST AGAIN

[attractive wastrel is at AC @UrbaneUrban]

took a lyft in philly yesterday and no joke the driver generated an AI pop song about me and him - both of us by name - hanging out on a drive together

[miri @eggoslug]

I love when I get ice cream with my friends and they’re ordering stuff like vanilla or pistachio and then my fat ass gets the Chocolate Chunk Chunk Chunk Chip Cookie Dough with Brownie Fudge Gooey Caramel Toffee Crunch

[bea 🇧🇷 @SlLENTPRINCESS]

> plays traditional zelda
> gets the bow item in the dungeon
> the dungeon boss

[grace @gracefishlove]

ur hating on me and im kinda seeing where ur coming from

[Swampert Bardero. @SwampB821]

What could possibly be the origin of this frame

[ᯓ★ @chorio_actis]

i get so sad going back to my empty place after a night with my friends, i'm very certain we're meant to fall asleep in a pile together like a litter of puppies

[yecnalc @yecnalc]

if I leaned in & only my butt no-clipped into the backrooms to take a poop, what would would happen @kaneparsons

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

"my parents wouldn't let me watch SpongeBob and I turned out fine" a caged bird thinks flying is an illness

[ariel @donotdelay]

Being raised in an anti SpongeBob household is a lifelong social handicap and lowkey abusive

[yedoye @yedoye_]

woke up today thinking about how plankton has to watch porn on his wife

[Slenderman @slendermmn]

No one Came 🙁

[yuriberi @phoebe_the_bat]

Finally an excuse to use this image

[TheJoshMan ✝️ @TheJoshMan07]

Anyone that says the Switch 2 isn’t the best console on the market has never played Mario Kart World while watching American Dad in Gamechat

[RedKingMTX🍉 @RedKingMTX]

found this old comic i never finished
i don't even remember what the joke was😭😭

[koopii 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @ikoopii]

I did not know it sent a notification to his phone

[Guppi @guppisound]

Maybe ur cat is meowing because they want three beers