DO NOT NARCAN ME

CPC State-affiliated media, like Saint Francis of Assisi if he went hard as fuck

[DO NOT NARCAN ME @slimethym3]

Pinned 📍

[jerry @ANerdNamedJerry]

I'm not sayin u gotta be invested in sports but some of y'all way too grown to be running the sportsball gimmick

[mia ✩ #WEMVP @godmachineee]

this is my fav video ever

[Niggapokemon333 @willsgardevoir]

Turning on your Roku in 2027:

[@redaction @redaction]

God tier reaction image

[Yugopnik @Yugopnik]

Dude they have literal anti-Asmongold divisions in China

[#1 earl sweatshirt fan @iamNOTphaby]

truly a timeless video

[DO NOT NARCAN ME @slimethym3]

What it’s been like defending Wemby from the fraud allegations

[🏳️‍🌈stickydacat🏳️‍⚧️ @stickydacat]

I said "lowkirkenuinely" at the register to my wife and a clerk nearby nearly broke his neck to look at me like this

[blaire @pissshit90001]

Who up not giving a Rat’s Ass

[brian @brianonhere]

whoever designs online portals for local governments is making user interface decisions so bizarre and hostile they actually verge on avant-garde

[solidgoldtragikarp @canonicalchris]

said this to some friends recently that the reason i find joyce so compelling is that she’s someone who has Done The Reading and concluded that a better world was not possible, which is such a real and pernicious trap, especially as you age

[Hasan 👁‍🗨 @flackospalace]

Company greed is the reason why

[they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza]

Overhearing my family talk about world politics is like overhearing kids talk about what they think sex is.

[Cornelius Wallace jefferson III @HAPocketSand]

@denimneverdies It just sucks bc I can enjoy trash but trash enjoyers seem to not be able to enjoy things that take braincells, there’s room for all types of content if u just stay open to stuff

[Goblin @TheGoblinnn]

Elon buying Twitter was the large scale equivalent of firing a rocket launcher into a maternity ward. Complete carnage. Nothing left to salvage. The only things left here are poor people farming for $15 premium payouts and discord grooming victims taking out their rage on the TL

[NODOWDY-ABOUTY ★ COMMS OPEN!! @NODOWDY]

Wip for tomorrow I’m exhausted

Go knicks!

[MadamAdam @browndwarf6]

discussing disco Elysium is weird cuz you'll make an argument but someone brings up a line from game that completely disproves it but you never saw it because you didn't do the "ultra racist homosexual"-playthrough or some other bullshit

[Otto Von Biz Markie @wittgenfine]

There’s a part in the book White Noise where the characters talk about losing their identity once they’ve aged out of being the primary demo for advertisements and marketing.I think about that every time I see nostalgia porn videos because they’re always just ads for old products