Lilith

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

i harm the doctor with the apple

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

Dissecting an alien and getting bitterly jealous at their crazy organs

[Old Man Rattle @OldRattleMan]

my pillhead uncle is trying to hire a samurai to assassinate his parole officer

[Shane 🦧 @TheMonkeyJungle]

White people when there’s 100% cotton heavyweight comfort color tees at the function

[Errai @errai]

(after three beers) Do you guys ever feel sorta.. empty? Like you're housing a malevolent entity as a passenger in your body but have no identity or will of your own

Friend 1: you're probably just a husk man

Friend 2: vessel alert

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

when i got the dvd belt buckle on you know i’m bouncing around that box

[𝔇𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔲𝔰 𝔈𝔤𝔤 @castingahex]

The Curse, which i famously have

[LeCanard (Commissions open!) @iniemohk]

little aliens figure out we crucified Jesus

[Clarke @pleasuresystems]

🔒

[stickydacat @stickydacat]

Age regressing for uncs

[g @34rths]

I am chopped but I am kind

[Groby @groby5000000]

do you mind if i wear my black t shirt covered in pet hair to your fine dining establishment

[ang @fatmustyincel]

It’s just Feet feet feet with you people

[g @34rths]

Aaaaaaaaand You're banished from my realm

[ً @NotJosephGarcia]

Do tattooed people deserve to eat food and drink water?

[birds' hell @saturnalreturn]

"factoid" sounds like a slur for wikipedia boyfriends