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hot hot hot

[Slimm @slimmcrimmy]

Can I get a martini, virgin

[Slimm @slimmcrimmy]

Uh oh guys I think it’s happening my prefrontal cortex is developed. I’m starting to regret all my life’s choices

[peepeepoopoo @DeepDishEnjoyer]

when you're being mean to me this is who you're being mean to btw

[Alex Kittoe @AlexKittoe]

Winter landscapes on film 🎞️

[American Conservation Coalition @ACC_National]

No, but we have this:

[charlie @chunkbardey]

i love signaling on my bike it’s like ok i’m going that way. period

[Slimm @slimmcrimmy]

I think I’ve decided I want a weenie dog. There I said it. It’s out in the universe now

[Slimm @slimmcrimmy]

But like not in a negative way. In a I miss my mom kinda way

[Slimm @slimmcrimmy]

Realizing I start crying anytime someone references a mother daughter relationship… sounds like I’m discovering mommy issues

[Slimm @slimmcrimmy]

Fashion gap relationship. He thinks sneans is appropriate

[Slimm @slimmcrimmy]

Listening to sad songs and reading on the couch. Where’s keianna stalking my Spotify listening history to text me and ask to come over

[Slimm @slimmcrimmy]

Got into an argument about warrior cats with Emily in front of my Zack… this is not helping me look very cool

[Slimm @slimmcrimmy]

I’ve trained my coworkers well… they know to ask me how the race went after race weekend…

[「Biracial Angel」 @MalcoImFleX]

White people be like well we're getting our steps in

[Slimm @slimmcrimmy]

@BarstoolVandy Missing UCLA … blue and gold?????

[Slimm @slimmcrimmy]

New conspiracy theory… they increase the kissing noise it’s kinda gnarly

[Slimm @slimmcrimmy]

At the climbing gym where someone finally understands my love for Yerbs….

[Slimm @slimmcrimmy]

Spotify needs to introduce an anti-harmonic mode for bob dylan songs because tell me why i lost my ability to hear because of girl from north country…

[Slimm @slimmcrimmy]

If Andrew Wakefield has 100 haters I am one. If he has one it’s me. If he has none then we’re fist fighting in hell