dr.nuts

oooooh I’m death…..

[EddieLinks @Eddielinks_]

Mitchell Robinson saved the season by avoiding free throws

[Cassie Pritchard @hecubian_devil]

Jalen Brunson, espousing Gramsci’s “pessimism of the intellect, optimism of the will”, brings a championship to socialist New York City

[Jalen Brunson @jalenbrunson1]

I just want to be successful thats all..

[#1 JD Davis Hate Account @GregsBadTweets]

Spurs fans getting up to chant Go Spurs Go

[Did Donald Trump release the Epstein files today? @trumpsteinlist]

Rejected from pedophile island at 40

[Dewey In MSG @DeweyInMSG]

Knicks are going to be the first NBA Champion that never actually beat anyone

[🇵🇹 @HOFS0T0]

these nggas addicted to aura gambling like it’s crack it’s actually fairs

[Oh No He Didn't @ohnohedidnt24]

Jalen on being 1 win away from a title:

"0-0"

[¥ @p0xtah]

Everytime he speaks I feel my meat twitch bro wow

[M1das @M1das_OW2]

Jonesy waking up next to pomni from the digital circus

[rabies🇵🇸 @SaddamTransfem]

How many twitter arguments about marxism did he win by 23. None.

[Drew @DrewfromJersey]

KAT doesn’t tip that and it’s 99% a heart breaking dunk for a Spurs win.

[Knicks Stats @NY_Knicks_Stats]

NBA teams record when trailing by 20+ points in the fourth quarter of playoff game, since 1997

2026 Knicks: 2-0
Rest of NBA: 3-750

[sam 🫥💍🏆 @lbf_mas]

Their refusal to give the Knicks any credit whatsoever for any of their wins is truly youthful arrogance at its finest

[Onyx @OnyxOdds]

Genuinely how do the Knicks keep doing this

[getoffmyfutason @fuukattino]

"subarashi wemby-sama..... very sugoi..... now for your for your final task in this trial........ hit 2 clutch free throws."

[a local @jedwill]

Sora is 36 still dressed like he 17 hit the oil rig nigga

[Zara Rahim @ZaraRahim]

he’s actually disgusting