SlimyNuggets

Gamer, socialist, male feminist. the most oppresed groups in society

[Ariana Jasmine @arianajasmine__]

They didn’t want Zohran Mamdani to win because once people see a politician who isn’t bought by corporations, does his job and actually improves people’s lives, the establishment’s game is up

[Dan Thomas @DanThomasESPN]

Cape Verde have had more possession than Arsenal did in the UCL final.

[SecondAmendment @SecondAmendment]

FYI for anyone visiting Texas....

If they charge for Chips and Salsa, they are NOT a legitimate Mexican restaraunt.

Do not eat there.

Leave immediately.

Call the police and report fraud.

[RNC Research @RNCResearch]

New York Democrat Socialist Congressional candidate Claire Valdez lays out her radical agenda:

“So, are we ready to free Palestine, are we ready to Abolish ICE are we ready to win Medicare for all, housing for all, and unions for all?”

[Islam Bouafif 🇹🇳🇵🇸 @BouafifNour]

I know this might sound harsh, but that was genuinely one of the biggest managerial disasterclasses I've ever seen.

This man called up 4 wingers and 3 strikers, only to bench all of them and start the opening World Cup game with a 5-3-2 that he hadn't used even once during the friendlies. He benched all of his forwards and lined up with 5 defenders and 5 midfielders against Sweden.

It gets worse. He played a defensive full-back who is basically a hybrid CB profile like Kounde for example and he played him as a wing-back, used our backup left-back, who arguably didn't even deserve a call-up, as a left centre-back, and after going 2-0 down by halftime, he didn't make a single substitution until the 72nd minute.

And when the changes finally came, they somehow made even less sense.

He brought on a central midfielder to play wing-back, and a left winger to play on the right, and then took off both of his defensive midfielders for an attacking midfielder and a striker. We literally finished the game with a double pivot made up of two number 10s.

I'm serious when I say this is the kind of squad management you wouldn't even see in FIFA Career Mode.

We've faced teams like England, Belgium, France, and Spain at World Cups before. We've always been underdogs. Yet somehow, our biggest defeat in World Cup history came against Sweden.

That alone should tell you everything you need to know about how badly this game was handled.

I know most of you probably don't care about Tunisia's tactical disasters, but I just needed to get this off my chest.

[Jay Kapoor @JayKapoorNYC]

Jalen Brunson took $100M out of his own pockets so the New York Knicks could re-distribute the wealth and sign critical talent needed to win a championship.

Like it or not, socialism already winning in NYC.

[Daniel Gerke @drgerke1]

It would be *much* more socially transformative to ban social media for over-65s

[𝑪𝒂𝒅𝒊𝒈𝒐𝒏𝒛𝒐 @cadibomber]

Eriksen con un infarto / Ferrán sano como un roble

[xavier 🇪🇸🇨🇦 @zorobutt]

just bent my adhd over and creampied it deep in the ass #ChoresDone #GotAMealIn #Showered #BrushedMyTeeth

[ceciarmy @ceciarmy]

Todos: hoy vamos a ver una goleada de España, mínimo 3 goles.

El putísimo portero de Cabo Verde:

[Frank Wolf @Frank_Wolf28]

El primer 0 a 0 de este mundial fue España Cabo Verde, es como q tu primera paja te la haga Sydney Sweeney

[DAN @GordoDan_]

La campeona de Europa no puede hacerle un gol en 80 minutos a un equipo que descubrió el fuego hace una semana

[Jack Cocchiarella @JDCocchiarella]

We have to let Zohran run for president

[ヤ @MatekoBenzaX]

The vampire after I cover my entire body with garlic except my meat

[🐾 @elsdawg]

a fan has just made an AI alternate version of events if Gabriel had scored his penalty

[DALE ELLIOTT @daleelliottjr]

The fact that i witness a black man play for Japan before Argentina is crazy

[az ♡ 🇨🇦🇮🇷 @canucksaz]

fair enough

[Lea @LeaDG1990]

mientras tanto el chad australiano de rodete en modo zen, seguro estaba pensando en que extraña su tabla de surf y sus bermudas floreadas

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

"my parents wouldn't let me watch SpongeBob and I turned out fine" a caged bird thinks flying is an illness

[Yo gané con Joselu @raulschalke7]

No tiene sentido colgar balones al área contra Cabo verde, su portero vive de recoger cocos y tiene el movimiento mecanizado.