Shyamlee Uday

Keh du tumhe ya kuch na kahu?

[Shyamlee Uday @slipingsloth]

We pay:
Road Tax
Toll Tax
GST
Income Tax

In return:
1. Ethanol-blended petrol at petrol prices.
2. Roads with complimentary potholes.
3. Drinking water that still needs a prayer.
Job scarcity.

At this point, are we funding development or just premium inconvenience?

#Taxpayer

[Shyamlee Uday @slipingsloth]

You had 5 dry months. Even monsoon got delayed, yet you decided to dug the highway right after 2 days of rainfall.
@mybmc Airoli -Mulund link road
Paid toll for years yet not even a single monsoon when this highway is not fucked up. @airoli

[Shyamlee Uday @slipingsloth]

Hello @makemytripcare @makemytrip Do you even care about customer service? Mails dropped, complaint ticket registered, reached to operations team on LinkedIn. How can you issue false refund receipts voucher on mail without actually refunding? @jagograhakjago @consaff

[Shyamlee Uday @slipingsloth]

@makemytripcare @makemytripcare ???

[Shyamlee Uday @slipingsloth]

@makemytripcare Is this a gimmick? You ask to DM but don’t care to reply or address the issue? Nor the customer service is able to help?

[Shyamlee Uday @slipingsloth]

@AmazonHelp Tired of clicking on customer service links

[Shyamlee Uday @slipingsloth]

@AmazonHelp No. Kindly connect with the same

[Shyamlee Uday @slipingsloth]

@AmazonHelp I want to speak on call. This is annoying and takes forever to connect

[Shyamlee Uday @slipingsloth]

@AmazonHelp @amazonIN Please set up a call. Your support team has been inefficient to connect

[Shyamlee Uday @slipingsloth]

@iDanny4 @bookmyshow @coldplay Hum sab katar mein hi reh gaye

[Shyamlee Uday @slipingsloth]

If everyone is in que, who got the tickets?
@bookmyshow @coldplay

[Shyamlee Uday @slipingsloth]

It's terrible how every single day network service of @VodafoneIN_News is turning shitt!
Aawaz toh pohchegi nahi because of bad network. Tweet dekh lena.
#Mumbai #ShittNetwork #VodafoneIdea

[Shyamlee Uday @slipingsloth]

I wish to experience a life without neck pain and shoulder aches 😭

[Shubh @kadaipaneeeer]

I come from two Indias, i come from an India where olympic athletes are thrashed by police, trolled by people of their own nation, gets no support from any politician but same people come ahead to claim her victory when she defeat an unbeatable champion. Sad but True.

[Shyamlee Uday @slipingsloth]

What a win!
#OlimpiadasParis2024

[Shyamlee Uday @slipingsloth]

@Anushkag031 Feels like metaverse 🥹

[Shyamlee Uday @slipingsloth]

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#Mumbai #MumbaiMeriJaan @AndheriLOCA

[Shyamlee Uday @slipingsloth]

Only thing that can heal me now is ‘ A.R. Rahman’ dropping a exclusive album 🥲
@arrahman
#MusicHeals #Only90things

[Shyamlee Uday @slipingsloth]

@kadaipaneeeer .png ke umar mein .pdf bana liya