Dwayne Stanton

The pyrotechnicrat, Ye Olde Razzle-Dazzler.

[Dwayne Stanton @slipknot611]

@CavalryCologne @plot_twistttt Huh. It's almost as if those good dudes got as much sex as the assholes, they might actually up their game...

[Dwayne Stanton @slipknot611]

@MMBeckerman @HoopsCrave

[Michael Beckerman @MMBeckerman]

@HoopsCrave Best dating advice for men: Be the absolute WORST version of yourself that you can possibly be. The more self-destructive, toxic, aloof, distant and detached you are, the more desirable you become. (Now, how pathetic is that?)

[Dwayne Stanton @slipknot611]

@Bigqadi That's not true, though. Put some respect on Roger's name (Night of the Demons).

[Dwayne Stanton @slipknot611]

@WeWatchedAMovie They're testing the price point they're gonna drop the PS6 at. If the Pro is damned near a grand, the bigger, better, new hotness is gonna be at LEAST a grand.

[Dwayne Stanton @slipknot611]

@RileyTTS ...Because of tiddies?

[Dwayne Stanton @slipknot611]

@RealToughy @shedrinkswater

[Dwayne Stanton @slipknot611]

@WeWatchedAMovie I was excited for it until I saw the trailer. Am I shocked that it's meh? Not one bit. It looks like shit. Huh. Poet and didn't even know it.

[Dwayne Stanton @slipknot611]

@WeWatchedAMovie It's crazy, I was watching Good Fortune the other day (suffering through, really), and said to myself how crazy it is that comedy movies aren't all that funny anymore. They used to be everywhere... then they just vanished. Few days later, this trailer shows up and I'm hopeful.

[Dwayne Stanton @slipknot611]

@ktea613 Any woman will cheat on you. Fixed that for ya.

[Dwayne Stanton @slipknot611]

@lunarfq It gets worse.

[Dwayne Stanton @slipknot611]

@dojixsol I'm a regular ass dude. Of course it would.

[Dwayne Stanton @slipknot611]

@briangaar Vampires in a bar. Same idea, different execution. Two completely different experiences.

[Dwayne Stanton @slipknot611]

@MAstronomers Die, I guess...?

[Dwayne Stanton @slipknot611]

@blastcryptu Debts paid.

[Dwayne Stanton @slipknot611]

@oelma__ The balance on my car.

[Dwayne Stanton @slipknot611]

@manifestpower4X Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit... 888, if it's that easy.

[Dwayne Stanton @slipknot611]

@arthurcoins Yup.

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@roywoodjr Nope.

[Dwayne Stanton @slipknot611]

@Matt_Pinner Creating a fortune from letting her mom sell her sextape.