Slippery Benjamin

Avid Bronsexual, proud Kia owner, born again virgin

[Slippery Benjamin @slipperybenj]

@SCSubstation @PFTCommenter

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@GOLF_com @nypost @hen_ease

[Stephen Green @VodkaPundit]

In season five of Ted Lasso, he's hired to turn around a WNBA team and then he kills himself.

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@bryan_johnson @PardonMyTake @BarstoolBigCat @PFTCommenter

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@Mike_kim714 165

[incognito tab #3 @notcrypticno]

THE LEBRON SILENCER FUCK YOU MEAN JORDAN NEVER HAD A CELE IN THE WORLD CUP

[Jamaican King @_karateChris]

Keep this in mind when they try & slander that championship

[Ivan Corriher @IWCorriher]

We didn’t lose because of an umpire or even close to it. But I would have preferred not to have seen the ump wearing an OU shirt in a picture on Facebook.

[Court @Courtsidespeaks]

Jimmy Butler went on national television and said KAT/Wiggins did not have the effort or passion to try and win. Now both are NBA champions before Butler.

[Jaylenbrownfan @SarksDaddy]

I just want it known that Jalen Brunson will be praised for playing exactly how the entire world said is unwatchable when Shai does it

[Henny Ruggs III @hennyruggsiii]

karmelo anthony found GUILTY #spreadthemcheeksnigga

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@BennFanatic @HoopGrids @BarstoolBigCat @PardonMyTake

[HaliMuse @hali_muse]

Tyrese Haliburton one year ago, today

• 32 PTS
• 15 AST (0 TO)
• 12 REB
• 4 STL
• 5 3PM

Pacers win game 4 of the ECF to go up 3-1 on the Knicks🔥

[Slippery Benjamin @slipperybenj]

@celticsfolife Haliburton die after he tore his Achilles?

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The only player in the East that could’ve stopped the Cavs and Knicks didn’t play this season

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

Imagine sitting courtside at the Garden watching your favorite team win a playoff game, then going back to the hotel and hitting Kylie Jenner raw

[alina @djdjavr]

Im ngl if you still think jordan is better than lebron you shouldn’t be allowed to drive or get a job or vote

[LSU Basketball @LSUBasketball]

Callin’ Baton Rouge 📞

[Countesses of UNC @CountessesofUNC]

Assuming he’s officially gone, for all the ncst fans that have trolled, lied, harassed, and spoke *nonstop* negatively about our program, we are glad you are having the day that you deserve. 🤣😎

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