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[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: LeBron James is signing with the Philadelphia 76ers on a two-year, $8 million deal with a player option, Klutch Sports Group and Klutch CEO and Game Over show host Rich Paul tells ESPN.

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I didn't think it was possible... Sixers be careful with my tender heart I am back.

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@TheCousinSal Lots of respect for you Sal. I will be back when the cowboys win the Super Bowl. Talk soon in about 30 years. Thank you.

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My fantasy team sucks, my bets suck, I suck.

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Mood TN #WeDuzzIt #Eagles

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Like to Rename to Azkaban

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

REBUILD, AND OPEN ALCATRAZ! For too long, America has been plagued by vicious, violent, and repeat Criminal Offenders, the dregs of society, who will never contribute anything other than Misery and Suffering. When we were a more serious Nation, in times past, we did not hesitate to lock up the most dangerous criminals, and keep them far away from anyone they could harm. That’s the way it’s supposed to be. No longer will we tolerate these Serial Offenders who spread filth, bloodshed, and mayhem on our streets. That is why, today, I am directing the Bureau of Prisons, together with the Department of Justice, FBI, and Homeland Security, to reopen a substantially enlarged and rebuilt ALCATRAZ, to house America’s most ruthless and violent Offenders. We will no longer be held hostage to criminals, thugs, and Judges that are afraid to do their job and allow us to remove criminals, who came into our Country illegally. The reopening of ALCATRAZ will serve as a symbol of Law, Order, and JUSTICE. We will, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

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@FDSportsbook your Super Bowl props are terrible. Shalom Blobstein DMD will be taking his talents elsewhere. My partner, Shalom Blobstein will also be leaving and taking his talents elsewhere. Unacceptable.

- Shalom Blobstein

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Had a dream last night about an incredible app idea. It's called TokTik. Hit DMs if you're looking to invest. TokTik is going to be special.

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@El_Diablo44 how biased is Chamblee against Bryson rn it's shocking to hear through my ear holes

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@Maxhoma going to be thinking about nothing but the pretty clouds and the shapes they make between shots today. You got this brotha keep slinging it

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Me after investing my heart and soul into this #Eagles game only for them to lose to a last second field goal

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For those asking about the Soup Sampler it's quite simple. You go to your local pub and order a cup of every soup they offer and have about 7 domestics.

Results may vary for individual's bowel movements.

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O Brown and S Soup Sampler Play of the Day

Nevada +3 5pm est @ The Stan Sheriff Center in Honolulu

@El_Diablo44

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Ole o browns message to the new heartbeat of the sixers.

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Listen there may not be much ole o brown knows. but if there's 2 things it's potato salad and chili. And Johns Carry Out's potato salad had too much mustard. Looking forward to the chili convention at Camden yards Saturday.

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Prayers for Mike P's swollen Mitt

[Richard Dane Christ @El_Diablo44]

Lets check in on the group chat today:

O brown is playing balloon tower defense 4
DK has made more grilled cheeses than emails sent
Ken J cant stop eating cheez its
Mike Pats face looks like it got stung by a swarm of wasps

[sucka @Long_J0HNS_]

Please.

[Richard Dane Christ @El_Diablo44]

I believe the old saying goes what happened in charm city, stays in charm city….

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Bye joel bye glen bye James bye Tobi