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I came here to like tweets and chew gum, and I’m all out of gum.

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@SwintonCharlie Sheetspeare

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@EmergencyFy The bar I was at erupted when the “Dutton loses seat” banner came on. Such joy.

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@DianeNeedsAgain That’s exactly the one I was thinking!

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@DianeNeedsAgain What a waste of a precious natural resource. I bet they also leave taps running and lights on in rooms they’re not using.

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@DianeNeedsAgain @ilikebigbreasts There’s a typo in your bio phone number?

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@SwintonCharlie So rumpy you can carve it.

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@DianeNeedsAgain But how will you find a top that lets them both out? It is a mystery.

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@DianeNeedsAgain Nah, you’re boob-smart.

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@DianeNeedsAgain Your ears don’t have eyes. I have never seen coloured earmuffs on all the sites I’ve been on, you wear what you’re issued. It’s your health not fashion.

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@DianeNeedsAgain Depends on the job. All earmuffs will be to Aus standard AS 1270, there are different classes of different protection. Class 5 for highest level of protection.

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@DianeNeedsAgain Big nope.

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@DianeNeedsAgain Hold your horses!

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@DianeNeedsAgain Did you tell Doctor Who that he shouldn’t text and TARDIS?

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@DianeNeedsAgain Can-tastic!

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@SwintonCharlie Pantastic!

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@DianeNeedsDick Have a great tour, and show them all why West is Breast!

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@DianeNeedsDick Diane-in

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@DianeNeedsDick Takeaway?!

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@DianeNeedsDick Booking a dick doctor appointment is twice as hard.

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@DianeNeedsDick Fine by me, BUT you have to remind us to take them and also check yourself that we got them before we leave. And as a final reminder there has to be a sign on the back of the front door saying “Do you have all your belongings?”