Cassia Peterson

Story contortionist-er, people watching lover, little detail seer, explorer and creative art director

[Cassia Peterson @slipsublime]

YE! But instead of fueling his adult temper tantrum, this share put $1 toward ending cyberbullying https://t.co/7amSFnNOf7 #IsKanyeFighting

[noosa yoghurt @noosayoghurt]

Trying Noosa for the first time might just leave you speechless. Don’t worry, our lids have you covered. #FlipYoLid

[Sign Dave's Cast @signdavescast]

Wow! We're overwhelmed by the number of people who want to #SignDavesCast! If you haven't, there's still time. http://t.co/dB5qdrV1RA

[Cassia Peterson @slipsublime]

May the rock gods smile upon you and put you on the path to a quick recovery. #SignDavesCast

[Cassia Peterson @slipsublime]

I voted for JCPenney as the week's best ad. http://t.co/fUFYAugfwh #Top5JCPenney

[Cassia Peterson @slipsublime]

Shoutout to my main man @Lemonhead on his day of birth! CELEBRATE! http://t.co/TPlOV5iySO

[Lemonhead @Lemonhead]

#Skatebort

[Cassia Peterson @slipsublime]

I'm learning way more from #cardsagainsthumanity more than I ever did in history class.

[Cassia Peterson @slipsublime]

Who's the biggest dick in the world? The guy that stole $400 from Girl Scouts. GIRL SCOUTS. #THATguy

[Cassia Peterson @slipsublime]

I can stop studying for "who wants to be a millionaire!" #EsuranceSave30

[Cassia Peterson @slipsublime]

#Vote for the most original way to celebrate the upcoming #WinterOlympics #GoLigety. http://t.co/15hEdLQMWr #Top5JCPenney

[Cassia Peterson @slipsublime]

BOOM! C-black is killin it! #goligety #teamUSA #winterolympics #hiphop http://t.co/rFHrBR9183 via @buzzfeed

[Cassia Peterson @slipsublime]

Good game Seahawks, but Sherman, fuck you. That was fuckin rude. #playoffs #gladitsover

[Cassia Peterson @slipsublime]

An old school approach to a new world problem. Fingernail polish helps you stop texting and driving. http://t.co/3RGSmFrxdL #Safe #itcanwait

[Cassia Peterson @slipsublime]

#Santa was spotted in Minnesota at 11:57pm. #winning #hohoho #merrychristmas @ Burnsville http://t.co/kigGUp0Rby

[Cassia Peterson @slipsublime]

The walls are thinner than you think @EVBPottyTalk

[JCPenney @jcpenney]

"Love comes more naturally to the human heart than its opposite." #RIPNelsonMandela

[Cassia Peterson @slipsublime]

Justifies eating a carton of ice cream because it matches her shirt.

[Cassia Peterson @slipsublime]

A crushed candy bar is disappointing. A parking ticket is too. Both in one day may cause insanity.

[Cassia Peterson @slipsublime]

Do you think Miley Cyrus would rather twerk than treat? #celebhalloween