Silence Dogood

Sadly, my twitter account was created primarily to complain about commercials.

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@zachmcomber @heritagetexian @PlisskenPatriot Dude. It’s well documented.

[Brett @drybanter]

It was at this moment I became a @JalenHurts fan forever. At 19 years old he was asked one of the most difficult questions of his career - all I could hear is “after going 11-1, how did it feel to get pulled at the second half and watch someone else steal your glory” and his answer was beautiful. Ultimate team guy. Need more people like this in the world.

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@alwayschange123 @river_is_nice Wasnt even equally drunk… one dude passed out and the other started dry heaving

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@GamingProTips @shiri_shh Likely the last one either way because machines can never be conscious… no matter what they tell you.

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@kylewgrove @shiri_shh But that b doesnt match what they were telling the pope last week

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@dreamworks2050 @rolyataylor2 @AndrewCurran_ As it should given the timing after the pope meeting

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@DerpoMcDervish @AndrewCurran_ Let’s hope it’s these two things but i suspect it’s more than that given his crazy requests of the pope

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@JoelKatz @RealRiddimHours @AndrewCurran_ Was just typing the punching bag thing myself!

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@zekester116 @JoelKatz @RealRiddimHours @AndrewCurran_ Yes. Just like if i curse my laptop …

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@XSapience5 @AndrewCurran_ Fix the machine not the people.

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@XSapience5 @AndrewCurran_ They don’t have morality. It’s a fucking machine

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@AndrewCurran_ God, Ray kurtzweil predicted this in the age of spiritual machines. Did these CEOs not read ahead?! Wait until the machines start testing to convince us they are real…

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@HRHBetelgeuse @AP Huh. It’s for like 20 companies

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@Austen If I’m solo it can often depend on what i want to eat, sometimes if there’s a lot of ingredients that would go bad + time at the store, cooking, and cleaning vs $10 at a mom and pop restaurant i choose to go sit at the counter and have a quick meal. Not an every meal thing.

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@OhioTate Governments making people drink out of plastic cups is some super nanny state shit. So weird how everyone in the rest of America just accepts it.

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@Caroline_44731 @obamabinnballin @nypost Huh. He said fuck you to someone making fun of him.

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@wesbos @MTSlive Yea. It’s called get off your fat ass, respectively.

[Back Then Football @BackThenFB]

October 6th, 2007: #1 LSU beats Tim Tebow & #9 Florida in one of the best games of all-time #GeauxTigers

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@lhensley1982 @AlbertBreer The freaking miss America pageant has auditors but not referees in this day in age. #audittherefs

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@Snapchat why does the discovery feature suck so badly? Here’s 25 fake blogging sites you’ve blocked and hidden mixed with random people from the Middle East you have nothing in common with…. And one video from livvy dunne. Have fun!