jeannie gold

ROS

[adele 🐈‍⬛ @bbyunicorntears]

fool me once thats it im killing myself

[Emma 🏳️‍⚧️ @Emmafromtwt]

HOLY SHIT I FOUND THIS VIDEO AGAIN

[julia @eathedocument]

bald toothless coworker’s wife thinks he’s cheating on her with me

[obiwabi @obiwabi]

im crying real tears i forgor this gif

[Wendigoon @Wendigoon8]

Ok.

[💌 @hokagejosu]

Omfg im just tryna find a meme

[micheal @godsb0y]

put a new blade on my electric razor and it shaved the skin clean off of my face

[harm reduction hedonista🃏 @suboxoneshawty]

i was looking for the olsen twins “one of them knows how you die one of them knows when you die” meme and i was like omg wait they look just like them in this pic…..

[sil⁷ @silmwah]

i’ve just realized in this concert selfie, the lady behind me got whole ass binoculars out 😭😭😭😭

[Pastrami Mommy @ewelannawhite]

obsessed with this reel i just saw that makes it look like this lady is a wedding stylist for centaurs

[jörg shidmann @tranz_schubert]

imagine being snatched, drunk as fuck and farting up a storm at Studio 54 GOD the 70s must have been such a beautiful time

[jeannie gold @slmdnkasaurus]

@AlaneFarmer4 @GeauxGabrielle Recently cut off my entire family because they would tell me exactly that, that she really does love me. I got sick of them excusing her behavior and saying “that’s just how she is”

[adam @ruthkanda4ever]

60 year old coworker watching tiktoks on full volume at her desk at 8 in the morning

[aussie. @sawkamowto]

Niatnya tuh sok-sokan mau ngerekam jalan pagi biar keliatan HEALING GIRL ERA

EHH HASILNYA MALAH KAYA PASIEN BARU LEPAS OPNAME😭😭

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

I posted “i am the first man in my bloodline to jack off in an Arby’s” on facebook and my uncle replied “not true.”

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

i have a fake tooth filled with ozempic in case im ever captured and forced to serve in lowrise jeans

[John “The Neanderthal” Fetterman @CavemanSenator]

Still holding down the fort this morning

[jeannie gold @slmdnkasaurus]

Hell yea brother

[anthony @OddDrifting]

no fucking way

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

If I'm in the zone washing dishes and you put something near me it's getting washed. You roll up your grandpa, he's going in the sink too, no exceptions

[daft ponk @sicksadchris]

a well placed "ya mama" will literally send someone into a blind rage its the funniest thing ever