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[Ubaka Ogbogu @UbakaOgbogu]

From COVID to AI, we are living in a society full of people who claim "if you can't beat them, join them" but have actually not tried at all to beat them. They just joined.

[Reaper✭ @traplikedave]

This the realest nigga shit I've ever seen.

[❣️ @Wildebee_]

The people damn near have a class action lawsuit against HP printers because after 6 months of purchase they remotely turn your printer off if you dont subscribe to their forever ink subscription. This level of corporate greed isnt sustainable lol

[Heifer Hotline @janeinLA]

spa day; planned vacation (or literally any day that i don’t have to plan myself); concert tickets; jewelry

[Mafie @lesofthelight]

Massively. Big distance makes good habits harder. You can get a job closer to work and just find yourself losing weight. All of a sudden gym is possible. All of a sudden you’re not too tired to cook. Your social life picks up cos you can accommodate after work drinks with friends. You can be a whole different person simply by working closer to home.

[bad bunny fan @yankspilled]

fact is you guys played around in english class your entire lives, not taking it seriously, reading the materials through online plot summaries and now you wonder why you don’t actually understand anything

[they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza]

Wild how everything got super expensive except an hour of labor.

[jon repetti @pourfairelevide]

I think about this tweet every day, masterpiece of the form

[Marc Lamont Hill @marclamonthill]

This is a crisis.

[vainglory @AinLyin]

It’s going to get so ugly.

[cinco @buttabums]

i do not play about that toilet being closed when flushing

[broti gupta @BrotiGupta]

Yeah…a funeral home! He is dead

[Jum @JesterJum]

Mitch McConnell has repeatedly voted against federal paid sick leave legislation. He voted no in 1993, 2015, 2020, and 2022.

He has currently been on paid sick leave for over 7 weeks (if he is even still alive).

You dont hate politicians enough.

[k @ysljennii]

I’m lowkey really concerned about how stupid everyone is getting..

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

yeah breakups suck but have you ever been in love with a restaurant that closed down

[Rob Lopez @r0bato]

The Rugrats movie got this HEATER from Mya, Mase & Blackstreet produced by Teddy Riley

[Yassified to maintain anonymity @throughmyaiz]

The sexiest thing about this man is that I don’t know his opinion on anything at all. Long may it continue.

[Young Nation /•\ @Aaliyah_Fanatic]

tf did Dr. Dolittle do to deserve this?https://t.co/I8nS2zog8r

[Habino 🏆 @Habino_]

Come on now