Slava Maslennikov

you're not your car
you're not your wife
you're not the contents of your wallet
you're not opinions of your company
leave me alone

[Slava Maslennikov @slobbber]

@UPS you have my email and cell phone number: tracking says you reached out requesting paperwork when you didn’t. I spent hours on the phone with UPS US and UPS Italy, sent you an email, to get silence in response.

[Slava Maslennikov @slobbber]

@UPS I shipped a package to myself from Italy to USA, included all the customs and export documentation, and you’re sending it back to sender (I’m not even there anymore)? I call your numbers where you bounce me around the call center and hang up. Why’d I pay you 60EUR?

[Slava Maslennikov @slobbber]

@AlaskaAir @AlaskaAir I even went as far as SeaTac to stand in line at customer service just to be told they can't give refunds. All I need is a refund for my canceled flights!

[Slava Maslennikov @slobbber]

@jasoncwarner Phabricator is pretty big in some circles, imo it could easily overtake git in the next decade.

Though its complexity doesn't help.

[Slava Maslennikov @slobbber]

@naftulikay yup

[Slava Maslennikov @slobbber]

delicious pizza

[Slava Maslennikov @slobbber]

pie is the best kind of pizza

[Slava Maslennikov @slobbber]

@SquirrelyBass at least not a spider

[Slava Maslennikov @slobbber]

@cofyc dude argparse (https://t.co/st7HKA9jbv) is sweet, thank you

if you have kitties i have this trash in progress https://t.co/vyJ943F1GR

cheers

[Slava Maslennikov @slobbber]

@mvillatech oh boy have you seen https://t.co/BxzG2mLrZ0

screw awscli
try using gcp auth tho, that's even more annoying

"here have a json shitglob, put it in places and pretend to use SAs properly sometimes"

aws auth is nice compared to this trash
whatever it's just different and i'm mad

[Slava Maslennikov @slobbber]

@mvillatech lol you replied to https://t.co/Q4VyfzmZrg which EVERYONE IN THE WORLD is subscribed to

me including

but

we went to high school together, sup

[Slava Maslennikov @slobbber]

@pires_oss t.hanks!

[Slava Maslennikov @slobbber]

Wanna have shitty water?

WHY NOT SOJU INSTEAD, SEXY SLAVE

[Naftuli Kay @naftulikay]

Introducing a new class of CVEs: GEPE - God Emperor Privilege Escalation, where a user uses a privilege escalation to fix a security problem. You deserve that setuid(2).

[JaveLLC @JaveLLCOfficial]

JaveCat in the foreground? Give it a pillow and put it to sleep

[Slava Maslennikov @slobbber]

@mofitm hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey have you seen MAN ON THE MOON at 1:28 ON NETFLIX no big deal i just found out about this thing it's all good i'm not drunk at all

[JaveLLC @JaveLLCOfficial]

JaveCat has encountered an exception. Please see your nearest JaveLLC professional for paid advice.

[JaveLLC @JaveLLCOfficial]

Introducing JaveCAT: where a concatenation utility really _can_ take 150GiB on your SSD! (Official Logo can be seen attached)

[Slava Maslennikov @slobbber]

@naftulikay Chirp chirp no one is listening

[Unix McBeard @BeardOps]

Too real