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@lynnjohnstonlit That’s rich. What a loser

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@YouTube this just showed up as an ad while my 2yo and I were watching Baby Shark

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@rainnwilson My nephew

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@rainnwilson https://t.co/xCtV4g4RLf my nephew went as Dwight for his school storybook character day from the book The Office: A Day at Dunder Mifflin Elementary

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[Breaking News @BreakingNews]

US announces that the G7 summit in 2020 will be held at a resort that the US president owns in south Florida.

[George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway3d]

Are we ready yet to have a full national conversation about the diseased mental state of the president of the United States?

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I’m not sure that attorney-client privilege applies when the 2 are conspiring in the same illegal act (with the intention of committing or covering up a crime or fraud.)

[Rudy W. Giuliani @RudyGiuliani]

I will not participate in an illegitimate, unconstitutional, and baseless “impeachment inquiry.”

Jon Sale, who is a lifelong friend, has represented me for the sole purpose of analyzing the request and responding. At this time, I do not need a lawyer.

[Errin Haines 🐴🤠🇺🇸🍑 @errinhaines]

“Born a sharecropper’s son on Jan. 18, 1951, Cummings was told he was too slow to learn and spoke poorly, and he would never fulfill his dream of becoming a lawyer. He died at 68 as one of the most powerful committee chairmen in the U.S. House.” https://t.co/YepSbfo1Yk

[Karen Tumulty @ktumulty]

Per Dem aide:
Schumer to Trump: "Is your plan to rely on the Syrians and the Turks?"
Trump: "Our plan is to keep the American people safe."
Pelosi: "That's not a plan. That's a goal."

[Maddow Blog @MaddowBlog]

Clinton to people caught up on Donald Trump impeachment: "Tell the truth."

[Adam Serwer 🍝 @AdamSerwer]

Trump is "throw the controller across the room and scream that the game is cheating" mad

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Happy birthday, Jimmy Carter! If you ever feel like trying that second term, there might be an opening soon.

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@daytrend I bet you kicked its ass, though!

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@volkadav Looks like it'll kick your ass!

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@volkadav There should not be a day go by that you do not contribute to the delinquency of a cat!

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@CadeRageous Very odd

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I thought this was @Caderageous! RT @_DrunkBaby_ I don't always get drunk, but when I do, I end up looking like THIS! http://t.co/8BXYj39o

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@grainsnmore Disappointed in the canned pumpkin...I like to make my own, my house smells great afterward.

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@CadeRageous I remember your first time! ;-)