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Things you hear at Slovenefest.... No, we don't make this stuff up.

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"I'm very passionate about underage drinking"

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“Courteous when wet”

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Running it back in the big 2026

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“Liz knocked the beer off my dome”

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Imagine going to the fucking moon

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I like to get high by myself in the comfort of myself

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There’s nothing better than being by yourself turning on a nice tv show and firing up a bowl

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I wanna see aged on the package…if it’s underaged I don’t want it

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I ate the koolaid mans ass

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I’m bleeding blood

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“He has the biggest nipples I’ve ever seen in my life….just like two slices of pepperoni taped onto his chest”

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“She went to go put some clothes on” “that’s a shame”

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“Pace yourself” “that’s what the small straw is for”

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“Remember when you used to wake up and crack open a beer at 9 am” “I still do that”

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Is there a bathroom in this place…I might have to annihilate it

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When will the stars go to sleep

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I’m a sick fuck

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Let’s go drunk driving right now

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“I like your dress” “it’s not a dress but thanks”

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Body shots off jerome