Big Dumb

[I Deserve it All 🇨🇦 @MelaninisOP_]

I was expecting like maybe a small piece of the mountain BUT IT WAS THE WHOLE FUCKING THING WTF OMG THIS IS THE CRAZIEST THING IVE SEEN ALL DAY THAT MADE ME SAY WTF IRL

[lleh @ouchmyboob]

greatest show ever

[Big Dumb @slonnea]

@jsketch12 @MiserableDoness Also Moltres for some reason

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

don’t care + didn’t ask + raking my swine

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Hey has anyone seen the gelatinous cube I wasn’t able to find it in the dungeon?

My fat chud of an apprentice in the other room:

[Big Dumb @slonnea]

@DarkHawkWarrior @bloomjpg What is this even supposed to mean?

[harrison gordon is a band @harrisongordo13]

“Wearing headphones at the grocery store is antisocial” I don’t even really want to be alive man

[CreepCast @Creepcastactual]

Famburger

[Big Dumb @slonnea]

@ObviousRises @therealKripke @TheBoysTV His character has been incredibly consistent throughout the entire show

[MP3 @Mp3onWavs]

@Worpa_

[doomer @uncledoomer]

he's like the retarded forrest gump

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

@WhiteHouse Nazi Inbred Cuck Edgelords

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

@JDVance they’re calling you the worst catholic since Martin Luther

[turbomander @turbomander]

accidentally parries your high five and watches in horror as my riposte begins

[EckhartsLadder @EckhartsLadder]

> be me
> Chad moves into neighborhood
> wife won’t stop watching him drive by on his motorbike
> she makes me watch all his movies and shows
> even my kids love him
> get drunk and finally confront him one afternoon
> get beat up in front of my kids
> selectively edit the tape
> everyone finds out
> wife leaves me and takes kids
> his face outside my window everyday

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

Easy way to have sex with a 10 without spending any money:

Step 1: Post on Hinge that you need a date for the game and that the tickets are courtside seats.

Step 2: Take out a personal loan, leverage your organs as collateral, and buy the tickets ($4,200).

Step 3: Tell her to wear something tight and pick her up in a Porsche (if you don’t have a Porsche, rent one).

Step 4: When you get to the game, ask what she wants to drink and say “be right back.” Go to the bathroom and put $4,200 on red on your phone. If it loses, double down. If that loses, triple down. If that loses, don’t panic—follow Step 5.

Step 5: Go back to the seats and tell her that the bar at the stadium doesn’t accept Bitcoin. Ask her if you can use her Amex. She will be impressed, say yes, and hand you her wallet. Then use her Amex to quadruple down, and if needed, quintuple down. There’s no way you can lose five times in a row, right?

Then go back to the seats and say, “You’re not going to believe this, but someone tried to steal your wallet. I chased him down, but he got away.” Act very sorry and sad. She will believe you, admire you for trying, and be happy to go home with you.

[Neb | 🏳️‍🌈 @NebsGoodTakes]

this may sound extreme but I am fundamentally superior to those who watch this

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

i feel like Tom if he caught Jerry

[🌺🕊️Robinkehlchen42🕊️🌺 @TwinkLit42]

Bloodborne fans don't even complain anymore that they don't get a remaster or a sequel they just look at you like this