hurts donut

i’m not a real doctor, but i am a real worm 🪱✨

[hurts donut @sloopheatherb]

Standing alone in the bar eating an uncrustable that i pulled out of my purse.

[Kaya @kyylien]

when I tell you I cackled

[hurts donut @sloopheatherb]

@RiotFest 189

[hurts donut @sloopheatherb]

i just absolutely know that my flavor of love nickname would be juggz.

[hurts donut @sloopheatherb]

@offbeatorbit “conquest” goes SO hard

[hurts donut @sloopheatherb]

@offbeatorbit can’t forget about “(if you’re wondering if you want me to) i want you to”

when he says in the chorus, “without you, my heart is blue” my soul leaves my body

[Carey O'Donnell @ecareyo]

Neighbor said “You can tell” when I told him my dog is 9. I will have my revenge at some point. Not today. Not tomorrow or even next week. But one day.

[ramsey @busywomans]

this is how you know women are fed up with men the girlies in the audience just knew how to complete that sentence unprompted #SNL

[hurts donut @sloopheatherb]

“i don’t mean to be the sexy dr. seuss right now.”

[Esheru @Eshprojet1]

I’m here for this

[hurts donut @sloopheatherb]

@LagunaBiotchIG watch his ziwe interview. there’s just something about him. he’s got weird rizz.

[Kurrco @Kurrco]

Doechii speaks on people who don’t view hip-hop as an intellectual genre:

"Anyone who doesn't think that hip-hop is an intellectual genre, I think that assumption is rooted in racism."

[Joy De’Angela @joydeangela]

Kendrick literally protested, and taunted America in front of the president during America’s biggest sports event. Chefs kiss.

[hurts donut @sloopheatherb]

did two tequila shots at work, time to say crazy shit to all the bar patrons

[hurts donut @sloopheatherb]

@LagunaBiotchIG please put that in the time stamps 😂

[Jeremy Herbert @DDayFilms]

Happy 100th, Paul Newman. Sauce your scrod today in his honor.

[hurts donut @sloopheatherb]

@LagunaBiotchIG we have time for a story

[hurts donut @sloopheatherb]

@StevenRayMorris forget malort, fernet branca is where it’s at

[hurts donut @sloopheatherb]

@Gabrus not even an hour per year, it’s a damn breeze

[hurts donut @sloopheatherb]

tiffany’s done talking, episode is over as far as i’m concerned. what a great run! my sister and i loved @hamgabrus, can’t wait to see what you do next!

[hurts donut @sloopheatherb]

bless @Gabrus for having my favorite guest on the final episode. (i would have thrown my phone out onto the highway if she hadn’t appeared.)