Ethaniel

he/they and insufferable as i appear 🏳️‍🌈

[Ethaniel @sloppybottomis]

i hope a guy marries me someday for my banger personality and not because he has a fat person fetish

[maj0ra @tgirlvampire]

"progressive allies" when you're trans instead of a mean white gay guy with an offensively exaggerated blaccent

[ian @cornyloser]

I’m the person who vandalized the Charlie Kirk statue. My name is Gracie Abrams and I’m signed to Interscope Records.

[mu_backup @backup_mu]

*touches ground* something is about to happen with the discourse

[Joan Cook from PBS @MissPavIichenko]

Feliz Charliedad
Feliz Charliedad
Feliz Charliedad
Próspero año y felicidad
I wanna wish you a merry Kirkmas
I wanna wish you a merry Kirkmas
I wanna wish you a merry Kirkmas
From the bottom of my heart

[thaifaggot @thaifaggot]

write asian american poetry about my smelly lunch

[ms.poopclapper @oregonstatepoop]

me as a mom:
“honey please put away your shoes before i kill myself, do you want mommy to kill herself?”

[pucko @pussy_liquor_]

I have a salt lick installed in my room And I stand on all fours and go to town. Until I hear a twig snap 👀 who’s there

[trever ˚⟡˖ ࣪ @c00kiecrypt]

i fuckING HATE MY JOBBBB

[aelita 𓂆 🇵🇸 @aelita1917]

Thinking that Christ had not already suffered enough on the cross, they declared him King of Poland

[Cody🐾🦈 @Popissomeoff]

Millenial puppy play: good pupperino.... you want me to boop your snoot dont you?

[🕷️ @rtzvv]

me after any minor inconvenience that makes me feel uncomfortable

[sivvany @azurillslay]

Bought baldur's gate 3 and giving up after 3 hours because I don't know anything about d&d and there isn't any tutorial that isn't a 90 minute mansplaining youtube video

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

If I were a triplet, I would obviously align with one and regularly ostracise the third, occasionally showing him private glimpses of kindness to disorientate him further

[erin chack @ErinChack]

You ARE too old and it IS too late. Also you have a very specific vocal tic that strangers notice immediately and friends do unsavory impressions of.

[( ҂ ,,𖦹) ₊୨ৎ @when4ngelscry]

people be 25 and still active on discord

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

A conservative "luxury belief" is that the rest of us have to study Homer and Dante to keep the flame of Western civilization alive while they watch Joe Rogan and stepmom porn all day.

[Crusader Chris @CrusaderChris89]

Not being able to see The Mad King play might be the first major case of FOMO in my life

[Pinball🍎❄️🔻▐┛ @PinballWiz4rd]

“So I said, ‘sorry, I’m on a Sea Peoples only diet— I see peoples and I eat ‘em’.”

[Arcle @ArcleBreeze]

I find it very disrespectful when people do this