Mr. Worthwhile

Still, where’d the lighter fluid come from

[Mr. Worthwhile @sloptober]

@bturner23 @BAlexander52 why do you think you know that

[🇺🇸🦆 @cookinquack]

Past 15 minutes of England vs Mexico

[Mr. Worthwhile @sloptober]

@The2ndCheyenne @TheJobfather__ Aemon was like 20 at the time and either way that doesn’t automatically make him better than Jaime

[Mr. Worthwhile @sloptober]

@The2ndCheyenne @TheJobfather__ Are you really basing this on Aemon saying Cregan was good one time

[Ty Xanders @tyxanders]

Ben Firlie is transferring to @JHUmenslacrosse, per his Instagram.

[Skylar Romines @skylarromines]

@yoamomonstruos Americans truly believe they have a chance at anything. That’s a feature not a bug

[Paddy Raff @paddyraffcomedy]

Describing a Toblerone to someone who’s never had one before

[DJ @djstweets]

My favorite podcast

[Mr. Worthwhile @sloptober]

@jackgiofre @jcalvinmeyer You are a massive dork

[Trevor Sikkema @TampaBayTre]

My entire adolescence prepared me for this text from my wife this morning

[jess jordan on kendall’s phone @buttcasino]

my cousin had a string quartet play at his wedding and right before the ceremony started my uncle says [basically at normal speaking volume too loud for a church] I feel like I'm on the fucking titanic

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@MattTrillano @TurtleSportsNet @DETszn @CountryMichSt They’re correlated. Do they teach correlation in East Lansing?

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@MattTrillano @TurtleSportsNet @DETszn @CountryMichSt yes the goal is to win a national championship every year. Maryland has done so more recently than Michigan State. Enjoy the elite eight losses

[Mr. Worthwhile @sloptober]

@MattTrillano @TurtleSportsNet @DETszn @CountryMichSt Thoughts on Gary Williams? As in the Gary Williams who retired 14 seasons ago and still has a more recent national championship than Izzo?

[Mr. Worthwhile @sloptober]

@_LapsisBeeftech @mookiealexander Yea only two of them are state capitals though

[Mr. Worthwhile @sloptober]

@jcalvinmeyer “Go to hospital” are you a European Jacob

[Kyle Porter @KylePorterNS]

These are all from the last month.

[Mr. Worthwhile @sloptober]

@Baltimore_MJD @realcoreykno So not what you said

[Jeff Zhang 张佶润 @strangeharbors]

New voice that sounds like nothing else on the planet incoming