kitchen gun

[kitchen gun @slorrmp]

Having oatmeal with apple this morning.... Apples and oats..... Horse breakfast

[Anne Teefa @lipbalmwhore]

oomf just said she’s the “personality hire” of her phd program

[Absolutely Hammered @ah_pod]

go phillies.

[kitchen gun @slorrmp]

Anthony Santander please understand you hold my fragile and precious life in your hands like a small bird

[bay ✨ @pale_atlantis]

every single baseball fan: i would like my local commentators to do the postseason
mlb and espn: no :) here is some guy who does not like either team

[kitchen gun @slorrmp]

Made a really thick stew and lit all my candles and I'm playing bossa nova music while I eat it..... This is healing me

[kitchen gun @slorrmp]

what am i going to do without regular season baseball… ill be so bored i actually make progress towards my phd

[paris martineau @parismartineau]

never not thinking of eric adams 2011 pea on how to check your kid’s room for contraband

[kitchen gun @slorrmp]

@GwenithMillie Jokes on you they already got arrested and locked up in the surgery box

[kitchen gun @slorrmp]

at it's core the Uglies movie is about a real and prescient issue: transgender surgeries on illegal aliens

[kitchen gun @slorrmp]

@Orioles Orioles Twitter admin you are a visionary

[kitchen gun @slorrmp]

How do you have an MD JD and MBA.... pack it up alphabet mafia

[kitchen gun @slorrmp]

Australian detectives be like There's been a meerdah.... But I found a cluer

[kitchen gun @slorrmp]

no personal experience or relationship I've ever had has made me relate to cellophane by fka twigs until I started following professional sports

[Joe Kassabian @JoeKassabian]

I love this fucking website I'm never leaving

[kitchen gun @slorrmp]

There should be a pill that makes women calm down

[kitchen gun @slorrmp]

The brain is a machine that plays The Lovecats on loop

[kitchen gun @slorrmp]

Between the bear season three and the white Sox hasn't Chicago suffered enough

[Connor Ewing @ConnorMEwing]

Me standing in line at the campus coffeeshop after students have returned for the fall semester: