Stephanie Losee

Content Director @Salesforce; former head of content @Visa @Politico @Dell @Autodesk; endurance sports & wine geek

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@BugniThere42068 @emkenobi That’s not a thing

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@ABC Big Brother

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@jonfavs 100% correct

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Hey @Nordstrom, I just tried to elect autopay for my store credit card, and paying my statement balance wasn’t an option. Why not? All other cards have it. Is it because not paying the statement balance every month guarantees you interest?

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@elonmusk Yeah, you know, because history

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@JustRelaxEvery1 @GavinNewsom That is sick

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@bostonteapartyd @RonFilipkowski He’s stimming

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@marlene4719 Who’s going to tell them it’s a song about gay hookups at the Y?

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@helaineolen And it will be a mighty good thing

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@elonmusk Nobody can afford to raise a family after subsidizing billionaire assholes like you

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@megynkelly That’s what I want in a would-be dictator—rambling hilarity

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@StevenDickens3 A holiday on Election Day

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@elonmusk Uh, no

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OMG @ramit today a Fidelity broker looked at my index funds & told me that if they had actively managed my portfolio over the last decade it would have risen 15% a year, net of fees. Bc of you I know the tricks they play to get those figures and I didn’t fall for it

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@BillKristol Not the German/Hitler-era font

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@elonmusk You mean the thing where we have empathy for each other?

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@elonmusk Cruel. The word you’re looking for is cruel

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@joncoopertweets White

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Disappointed in you @united. You notified me that my bag was arriving on a later flight. I went home, and when I arranged for bag delivery, I was told you made a mistake and the bag is at the airport. You won’t deliver it bc of your mistake. I have to drive 30 miles. Not okay

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Thank you @united for upgrading me to Polaris! What a wonderful surprise on such a long trip. Truly a treat