somewhat sober

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[somewhat sober @sloshaaa]

this is the most october December of my life

[somewhat sober @sloshaaa]

time to shit at my favorite bar, let my friends dogs out to shit, and then head to work to shit on the clock

[dumb diddlyumptious @therealsmurray]

@sloshaaa your dick should be in the dirt, not in the turd 😔

[O-desmetraumadoll @TR4NNYKISSER]

call me the twin towers the way her bush has me collapsing

[somewhat sober @sloshaaa]

@therealsmurray should have come to colorado, never would have sat in dog turds there

[somewhat sober @sloshaaa]

karma (do we call it that or just irony - Alanis MORISSETTE i love you, why curse me like this) I shit my pants today after being so vulnerable how i sat in shit on my 30th birthday :(

[somewhat sober @sloshaaa]

@therealsmurray yes 💔 it was such a stinky turd, gf thought i farted 💔 it was dog shit 💔 on my nice pants 💔 had to drive home sitting on a towel 💔 changed and went back out ❤️‍🩹

[sliccmic 𖤐 @sliccmic]

like yesss im inspired again my swag is about to go up 1000% the sun is shining yes oh yes!!!!!

[sliccmic 𖤐 @sliccmic]

when i find a new anime and my life has meaning again >>>>

[s*d @06fordexplorer]

I’ve been listening to Ribs for ten years and it hasn’t cured me yet but I will keep trying

[somewhat sober @sloshaaa]

me when i sat in shit on my birthday at brewfest outside the library </3

[lilah “miss osteonecrosis 2026” duncan @dvnots]

me when there’s a maraca in my shoulder:

[dumb diddlyumptious @therealsmurray]

i'm supposed to be working today but if you asked me on a deeper level i can't stop thinking about when me and my friends dressed up as the beegees for halloween and also that store Fashion Bug

[somewhat sober @sloshaaa]

@coltercat !!!! i’ll bring you a book of mormon to read i think they have something about that in there

[Austin Colter @coltercat]

thinking about how I’m in a wedding with Sasha Black in like two weeks oh I know we’re about to paint the town red or whatever idk I didn’t read the book but I’m excited to see Slosh !!!!!!!

[trader hoe’s @ouioui_faguette]

no because this is EXACTLY what listening to ribs by lorde feels like

[dumb diddlyumptious @therealsmurray]

used a k cup that was incompatible for my keurig this morning and it blew the fuck up while i was in a meeting. this is what i get for momentarily straying away from sustainability. to know her was to love her. tell my patio chair i said hi❤️

[sliccmic 𖤐 @sliccmic]

there has to be at least one good cult out there with chill vibes