slothy

honkers dni

[Musafir @iaskmusafir]

how Erika Kirk going to pull up on the First Kirkiversary

[aleks ⨂ @ciaofibalzarg]

me practicing opening twitter to celebrate trumps death

[vetoria @caralous]

eu faço cardio pra fumar melhor yoga pra transar melhor e musculação pra aguentar mais tempo em pe no techno e eh por isso que eu sou feliz

[Emi @rememberthebite]

the day trump dies im not sleeping i need to scroll on this app all night

[† @irtxza]

all moved in

[luh♡ @luhsouff]

"Eu não uso Twitter, só tem merda lá dentro"

Eu no meu dia mais normal abrindo o Twitter:

[Sangeet @sangaldoo]

"Maybe in another life" - a 25 year old mf who is perfectly capable of making it in this lifetime

[Cats Out Of Context @Cats_ooc]

They are on a double date

[miya @miyarah_]

por cada mujer que se pudre en su cama, hay un gato haciendo lo mismo a su lado

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

unfortunately 90% of my reactions are fake. i actually do not give a fuck. i just don't want to make it uncomfortable.

[j. doe @phoen0m]

yes #thismyphone

[☁️🌕☁️ @toofloof]

women can be emotionally unavailable and just want sex for selfish reasons too

[moose @mooseincrisis]

just in case anyone thought i was kidding.

[shameful @s4gns]

people who think every thing is corny are miserable

[𝐊 ✰ @itssthyherinme]

any nigga that play wit yo birthday hate you

[slothy @slothiealt]

A sign for the zero fucks he gives I fear

[Naomi_KarlMyBeloved @Naomisedits]

I wonder if Sapnap’s self aware that it’s Karl’s birthday today…he’s also streaming on his birthday so…is this a sign?

[Jungkook the Giant @popgiantjk]

some members seriously need to learn how to sing live, not even for themselves but bc they’re embarrassing jungkook by being in the same group as him

[slothy @slothiealt]

I’m not even trying to be mean but how do you conscientiously call yourself a singer when it’s been over a decade and you still cant pull through a single lyric without backtrack and hella autotune