Slothocorn

basically a Buff Lady fan page (they/she)

[Slothocorn @slothocorn]

He’s so fineeee

[chris @hasansbf]

@hasanthehun please never cut your hair
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hasan hasanabi edit #hastwtselfieday

[latent angel @latentangelx]

being the naked window neighbor is less of a choice and more of a calling

[Ele 🌻 @elenadesaa1999]

A QUIÉN CARAJOS SE LE OCURRIÓ QUE EL GMAIL TENÍA QUE TENER ALMACENAMIENTO Y QUE UNA VEZ QUE SE LLENA NO SE PUEDEN RECIBIR MÁS GMAILS ?????

[Kelly Clarkson Media 📸 @mediasclarkson]

It’s crazy how not even the ORIGINAL SINGER can sing her song on the original key and Kelly Clarkson is singing it effortlessly on a random Wednesday 😂

[aninha @rowbiloves]

meu deus imagina achar que o ELON MUSK >>>>CRIOU<<<< O TWITTER......... acho que essa frase me deixou doente sério we are losing herstory

[suicidecel @failedmilitant]

eating a bunch of ice cream in hopes that i become fertile enough to produce roughly 15 mildly autistic mixed race american patriots but i just end up 65 pounds heavier

[Jakub Dudek @JakubDudek97]

Nadal mam bóle fantomowe po likwidacji Tesco na moim osiedlu.

[Zelda Vox @ZeldaVox]

dude FUCK the chainsmokers get this on streaming EXPEDITIOUSLY

[Karla 🇲🇽 • Method Acting Apologist • @Artisticneed]

When it comes to ppl self censoring in YouTube and TikTok videos why is it always using stuff like “unalived” and not commonly used euphemisms like “kicked the bucket” or whatever? Why “Corn” instead of “18+ films”?

[italian don draper @gn2ale]

this actually being healing

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

In a hundred years, after it is far too late, it will seem incomprehensible that we did not simply kill the 35-40 people directly responsible for destroying the planet.

[Rue’s Last Fix @CurttiMagurtti]

BRING BACK 22 EPISODES PER SEASON, WITH A HALLOWEEN, THANKSGIVING, & CHRISTMAS EPISODE SPECIAL. Thank you.

[Eve @tinglespoon]

even when a conservative can ask a computer to depict anything they want, they'll only use it to depict themselves being cucked

[Meshugnome | 𐤂𐤁𐤓𐤉𐤀𐤋 𓉱 @FMAnxiety]

Cette course à l'hyper-realisme c'est vraiment la pire chose qui soit arrivée aux jeux vidéo avec les micro transactions

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

16 years ago Google pulled its search engine out of China because they wouldn’t submit to an authoritarian government.

Today, they’re renaming lakes to appease one.

[Kimiyah-Vette C8 @boujiebaddie]

Donald J. Trump said Kamala would raise gas prices by 25%.

Thank God we avoided that nightmare. Today gas prices are only up by 62%.

[albs @albertoutspoken]

Had every reason to age like milk but it aged like the finest of wines

[Colleen Hawkins @Lady_Colleen]

Right wingers love fantasising about queer people being murdered. And now they have AI slop to really bring their twisted fantasies to life.

Did you have a little wank afterwards?

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

everyone wants a village but no one wants to be a villager smh