slotty

basement dweller, light hater

[slotty @slotmeyer]

reminder that i eat grass

[Dr Shrimp Puerto Rico ☘️🇧🇷🇲🇽🔻 @LadPsycho]

*Vagabond anime opening*

Logic: stick to the blade, slash the enemy no fade, samurai by the code all by myself (BIRACIAL!)

Maroon 5: CAUSE I'M A VAGABOND!

[Anato Finnstark/ NEW ACCOUNT @AnatoFinnstark]

Chani ( Dune )

[mariana @pastapilled]

it’s called method acting

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?

[MALK（マルク） and/or /DENPANOKA @3m4lkALT]

i'm surprised no one did Jimbo yet #Balatro

[looch @goochmclooch]

fixing hardware issues: lol just reseat your gpu

fixing software issues:

[Rock Solid @ShitpostRock]

Seeing people actually buy the cyberpunk skins in Fortnite

[Zasorimm Silvershard @Zasorimm]

Just One Of The Many Traps You Will Encounter If You Dare Ascend My Tower!

[Balatro @BalatroGame]

Went to the doctor today. Told them I felt worn down, tired, and constantly stressed.

Doctor said: "I’ve got an easy fix. Check out this new game called Balatro. It’s a roguelike deckbuilder and the talk of the town. That’ll pick you up."

But doctor…

[LUCY 🏳️‍⚧️💀👑 @regal_bones]

Jesus Christ of Nazareth

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

can he do that??

[gaurav @gaxrav]

- worked on the apollo missions
- killed his dad
- started mcafee software
- forbes top 100
- presidential candidate
- wanted in 3 countries
- survived 50+ assassination attempts
- married a prostitute who was hired to kill him
- behind edward snowden
- bitcoin billionaire
- hacked hillary clinton’s office by sending her staff free computers
- killed a few people in belize
- lived on a boat in the caribbean sea with armed guards
- never paid income tax because he blackmails the us gov
- escaped captivity in guatemala by faking a heart attack
- committed suicide in a spanish prison
- may still be alive

[Valerii Kim @8o1y_ra]

#pixelart

[Mingu @lowgradef]

Story of my time in the military

1/4

[Kumi @D_Kumii]

Happy birthday to Tatsuki Fujimoto, the author behind Chainsaw Man, Fire Punch, Look Back and Goodbye Eri. He turns 32.

[memeslich 💀 dnd memes @memeslich]

dungeons & dragons players never expect a sharknado

[SinfullSaint 🇮🇪 (commissions open) @TheSinfullSaint]

LANCER commission- Goblin