Slow Ninja

[Slow Ninja @slowninja_]

Imagining a guy who started following the mainstream rock playlist in 1981 and just never stopped

[Dudley Newright @NewRightPoast]

Look at this garbage. Feels like we are ready for a "Mr. Brightside"-tier white boy crossover rock hit within the next year or so.

[Slow Ninja @slowninja_]

No one is coming to save you

[Slow Ninja @slowninja_]

On the J/Z this takes about a decade to figure out, regardless of starting age.

Priors confirmed.

[LindyMan @PaulSkallas]

In many foreign countries the worst thing to call someone is a sucker. That means you got cheated. Someone swindled you on a transaction. But that isn't a huge insult in America. Why? It implies the wrong is with them, not you. You were a trusting consumer for this one-off transaction.

Whereas, the worst insult in America is to be called a loser. A permanent state of defeat and not being able to compete

[Slow Ninja @slowninja_]

Transliteration tea

[Ian Leslie @mrianleslie]

Long review of new Stones book includes two sentences on their music, apparently written by someone who has never listened to music

[Slow Ninja @slowninja_]

@CovfefeAnon "Wow! And still so many niggers on the loose" --Any honest person

[Slow Ninja @slowninja_]

@ccmembersonly @escapefrommelos For a guy like me raised by a single mother and an indifferent stepfather it's my only hope in life

[Slow Ninja @slowninja_]

@BonesawMD Institutionally there's this sort of double-edged demoralization game where they will blame you for not patronizing them (if you know so much better than us, white boy, why are you holding out on us) and then mock you for having the educational beliefs in question

[Slow Ninja @slowninja_]

@mtracey I had liberal friends in 2017 who kept having this nightmare where the walls closing in on Trump would for some reason culminate in Putin dropping the big one on Times Square during the New Year celebration

[Slow Ninja @slowninja_]

@liminal_warmth I thought it was terrifying enough when I decided to try synthetic cannabis and became spiritually one with the bathroom floor for thirty minutes, good to know it can always get much much worse

[Slow Ninja @slowninja_]

@UESP_net You swit!

[Slow Ninja @slowninja_]

@DanFriedman81 Let's have a random white bitch travel back and forth on the 3 to New Lots every day and still have the balls to say it's 'basically safe'

[Slow Ninja @slowninja_]

@HistoryBoomer He's ripping your faggot ass off, thank me later

[Slow Ninja @slowninja_]

@bendreyfuss This checks out because you see it a lot more at Union Square and at Bowery than at say Columbus Circle (inside a mall) or even Bryant Park (where they shut the self-checkout exit at peak times)

[Slow Ninja @slowninja_]

@ClickingSeason The darkness in their eyes tells you they're glad you're not black but it doesn't really help

[Slow Ninja @slowninja_]

@DoctorPerin This is true but unfortunately homosexuality turns out to be less like getting molested and more like doing a drug called thinking about boys

[Slow Ninja @slowninja_]

@ArthurLHerman Yes the chief lesson of Vietnam and Iraq was we must wait patiently for the disaster to unfold before raising any alarm

[Slow Ninja @slowninja_]

@JaycelAdkins Real nigga

[Slow Ninja @slowninja_]

@dwaldenwrites I refuse to believe someone writes for the New York Times and can't tell when words have been left out of a sentence for an actual reason.

[Slow Ninja @slowninja_]

@mattforney I got myself committed three states away to escape my mother and once I got a place she outsmarted me into letting her visit on my birthday weekends and compress all her passive aggression for the year into three days. OTOH she's worked in nursing homes for decades already.

[Slow Ninja @slowninja_]

@gotrice2024 Maybe different as a boy raised by a single mother but l lived like this from 17-26 and it got to the point where getting myself stranded in a psych ward three states away was a positive solution for both of us. If this wasn't mostly staged after the fact then it's very alarming.