Sean Filipow

Not complaining, just incredulous.

[Sean Filipow @slowvsm]

I’m partial to the original Randal Peltzer design.

[Ritwik Pavan @ritwikpavan]

NEW: Cheffy just launched a robot that cracks and cooks your eggs.

Egor automates breakfast by cooking eggs 7 ways, while Toastr syncs your toast so everything finishes together.

-Automatically cracks eggs with no shells or mess
-Cooks eggs 7 ways, from sunny-side up to hard boiled
-Makes up to 2 fried eggs or 6 boiled eggs at once
-Schedule breakfast ASAP, on a timer, or for a specific time
-Steam-finishes over-easy, over-medium, and over-hard eggs without flipping
-Toastr syncs toast timing with the eggs

Bundle priced at $349.

[Ben Hunt @EpsilonTheory]

Hey now.

[Sean Filipow @slowvsm]

@KeithFilipow White Castle steams all vegetables to ensure proper sanitation.

[Sean Filipow @slowvsm]

Has anyone ever written a sentence the began “Lettuce at Taco Bell…” that had a happy ending?

[Sean Filipow @slowvsm]

LFG USA!!!!!

[Sean Filipow @slowvsm]

@Noahpinion Yes, but eventually you gotta do something with that great independent thought.

"Of course, the whole point of a Doomsday Machine is lost, if you keep it a secret!"

[Sean Filipow @slowvsm]

Have I mentioned how cool Japan is?

[鈴森はるか 『haruka suzumori』 🇯🇵 @harukaawake]

Fireworks from Tokyo to celebrate American Independence Day.

Congratulations America! 🇺🇸

[鈴森はるか 『haruka suzumori』 🇯🇵 @harukaawake]

Fireworks from Tokyo to celebrate American Independence Day.

Congratulations America! 🇺🇸

[アメリカ大使館 @usembassytokyo]

Come celebrate America's 250th birthday with us. Take a selfie with Spark in Osaka's Dotonbori, Shibuya Crossing, and all over Roppongi. Use #A250inJapan to share your star power before Spark flies away on July 12!

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[Sean Filipow @slowvsm]

I hope the American people boo this with the same vehemence of World Cup fans and the hydration break.

[Sean Filipow @slowvsm]

Looking over the data, my one conclusion is that there are more people masturbating in bathroom stalls at work than I would previously have guessed.

[Sean Filipow @slowvsm]

I keep this list on my phone titled “Things I really shouldn’t have to say, but now we’re here with HR.”

The list is like 50% my experiences, 50% things that have been shared with me.

[Sean Filipow @slowvsm]

Ohio, you had a shot and missed. What can I say?

[Sean Filipow @slowvsm]

Freddy going to visit “cool Cleveland”.

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

ON OUR WAY TO TORONTO FOR THE NEXT GERMANY GAME!!!🇨🇦

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

ON OUR WAY TO TORONTO FOR THE NEXT GERMANY GAME!!!🇨🇦

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

Prevalence of colour blindness by country

[Sean Filipow @slowvsm]

A magic eye, but on a shirt?

[Sean Filipow @slowvsm]

Marched with the Dutch. They appreciated someone had the foresight to bring mayo for the fries.

[Sean Filipow @slowvsm]

Packing the cooler to go parade with the Dutch.