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taylor swift & the way hotch says “wheels up in 30”

[sam @slstfleur]

can’t wait to walk down the aisle

[BRONSON REED @BRONSONISHERE]

I'm working out listening to The Tortured Poets Department.
It really is game over for y'all when I return.

[💽 @vengnnce]

i wish i was an olympian so badly... i have so muchfomo let me in i could be good at something ...

[felicity shagwell ੯‧̀͡⬮ ᡣ𐭩 @liIpochaco]

punxsutawney phil you are a hack. a con man. 30% accuracy. u will never be staten island chuck

[lindsay @myholyrevival]

unfortunately taylor swift can do whatever she wants and i will remain tuned in because she wrote fearless at 17 and rewired my brain forever

[sam @slstfleur]

@nateburleson @NFLonCBS how do I get that jacket you're wearing so I can wear it at my wedding

[Buffalo Wild Wings @BWWings]

WE WILL CATER THE WEDDING

[sam @slstfleur]

taylor and I in our bridal era together 🥹🤍✨💍🥂

[jen!! 🐞 @newyorknoshoes]

AND FUCK A PAPER RING BTW!

[liz ☁️ @AstoundingSwift]

travis kelce, a true 1989 stan, saying this 12 track album is all bangers… yeah i believe him. i’ll believe a man this time

[Kendall Pennington @Kenny___Rose]

getting in the waymo after 3 drinks and asking the waymo how long its been waymoing

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

You belong with me.
💚💛💜❤️🩵🖤

Letter on my site :)

[Justin Whang 🐙 @JustinWhang]

Oh to be a fat mouse mispronouncing Cinderella’s name as Cinderelly

[New Jersey @NJGov]

happy #WomensHistoryMonth to the jersey girls! 🩷

[emily (very brave) @positivelyem]

Give me 30 unmedicated minutes with RFK Jr. and SSRIs will not only be safe but required

[matt @dogfather]

i think an overlooked additional piece of joy from this game is that we haven’t had to see Harrison Butker’s dumb ass one time

[ally 🦋✨🎧⸆⸉ @ally_sheehan]

you: happy new year

me, an intellectual: happy anniversary troy and gabriella

[Alanis King @alanisnking]

I dream of being a Pop-Tart mascot in the Pop-Tarts Bowl. I would do a cartwheel. I would be so free

[Barstool SEC @SECBarstool]

I legitimately have no interest in the actual football being played in the Pop-Tart Bowl. I’m doing this to watch sentient nihilistic toaster pastries to run around for three hours.

One of the greatest marketing stunts ever.