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we all cast sludge around here

[ⓡⓞⓠⓤⓘ @sludgecaster]

the prognosis for the average twitter user is that they will never be happy with who they currently are, so they seek to perpetually improve. when they see someone whose been content with themselves for so long the only rational reaction is to believe that it is wrong

[ⓡⓞⓠⓤⓘ @sludgecaster]

i don’t give a fuck about anything you people are saying. this is the funniest sentence i’ve read on this stupid website in 5 years

[Chronikler @TheChroNikler]

No, no, this is what made Young Sheldon great.

Having this self-absorded Reddit atheist constantly bemoan his backwater upbringing only to reveal that his family were completely normal and he was just a stuck-up dick his whole life is the perfect portrayal of the hicklib.

[ⓡⓞⓠⓤⓘ @sludgecaster]

@JasperRLZ please explain

[Supper Mario Broth @MarioBrothBlog]

A glitch may occur in Super Mario Galaxy when played on a Nintendo Switch 2 whereby Mario will get stuck in freefall in the tunnel in Gateway Galaxy. The usual failsafe that would kill Mario for falling too long does not activate here, so Mario will tumble forever and never die.

[Pre-Rendered Backgrounds Aesthetics @PRBG_Aesthetics]

Unused pre-rendered backgrounds from The Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time (1998)

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i miss when the internet was full
of “experts”. now it’s just ai bots saying they’re removing the trees “nutrients”?????? and then ai porn bots saying if you shoved a hose up their pussy it would come out their ass clean.

[dell hooks @TheFineFeminine]

Y’all not believing dirt belongs in nature.

We are in hell lol

[ⓡⓞⓠⓤⓘ @sludgecaster]

ephebophiles rise up!

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Spotify is introducing DMs.

Later this week, users 16 and older will be able to message one-on-one on the app.

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under no circumstances do we ever have to hand it to him

[just business @OneWordPowerful]

Beast mode I’m afraid

[Retro Anime @retro_anime]

Canary 1999 vs 2011

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when you order burger king and it isn’t made by 13 year olds using oil purchased when the restaurant opened in 2007

[Zain @cowboylikezain]

what i ordered what i got

[ⓡⓞⓠⓤⓘ @sludgecaster]

THE BIGGEST FORCED MEME OF THE ENTIRE USA IS THE AUTOMOBILE

[Lukas (computer)🔺 @SCHIZO_FREQ]

Biggest "the kids are fucked" moment I've had recently was buying a car

Walked into the dealership, told them what I wanted and said I'd pay up-front. Expected them to be thrilled

Instead they were horrified. Spent the next 20 minutes trying to get me to finance it at some absurd rate

Got me curious so after I left I read about car sale profit models. Apparently most US dealerships make more financing now than from the cars themselves

I was such a boomer I assumed they'd want CASH

In reality they want your ETERNAL SLAVERY at 19% APR

[ⓡⓞⓠⓤⓘ @sludgecaster]

you should be able to fart in the break room. please i’m on break i’m about to burst

[ⓡⓞⓠⓤⓘ @sludgecaster]

when you fall for the getting-down-will-be-faster-than-the-drive-thru fallacy

[ⓡⓞⓠⓤⓘ @sludgecaster]

i love twitter because it’s just a constant barrage of info hazards that will completely destroy your peace of mind and sanity

[ⓡⓞⓠⓤⓘ @sludgecaster]

what feckless creatures…

[ⓡⓞⓠⓤⓘ @sludgecaster]

the reaction to this tweet is how i thought people were secretly reacting to my instagram post about the switch in 2017

[Serinide @serinide]

NEVER KILL YOURSELF!!!!!!!

[ⓡⓞⓠⓤⓘ @sludgecaster]

baby boomers > boomers
ipad babies > paddies

i think i am on to something big

[ⓡⓞⓠⓤⓘ @sludgecaster]

@Saxon_African @2011wasbetter @lokymann @BogosiSedie1 “FYI FYI FYI BIPOLAR DISORDER IS GENETIC. DEFINITELY NOT FROM MY PREFERRED PARENTING STYLE (WHICH IS TO BEAT MY CHILDREN THEN HAVE MY HUSBAND BE NORMAL). FYI FYI IM NOT A BAD PERSON IM NOT A BAD PERSON IM NOT A BAD PERSON IM NOT A BAD PERSON IM NOT A BAD PERSON IM NOT A BAD PERSO

[ⓡⓞⓠⓤⓘ @sludgecaster]

zoomers invented crafting an opinion off the headline alone now gen alpha is pioneering writing your reply after only reading the caption