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[squid @sluglesbian]

i don't want to start drinking coffee in the morning i'm going to buy a taser

[nick ☭🔻 @strongerpotions]

had to write a calligramme (shaped poem) for french class and i got carried away making an english version cause i was getting mad that i didnt know the words i wanted to say

[horse reactions @horsereact]

strange horse closeup unusual staring intense and scary

[horse @horseimage]

two horses lying down one with its head laid on top of the other relaxing resting together

[squid @sluglesbian]

observing. viewing. gazing

[squid @sluglesbian]

the sun reases in the east and sets in the wets

[squid @sluglesbian]

@BaileysaPumpkin im honestly not sure either

[squid @sluglesbian]

cooking 😋♨️😝🚭

[squid @sluglesbian]

@BaileysaPumpkin i care more about this than anything in the world. cool tongs 👍

[squid @sluglesbian]

@nasadxg was it from unicorn superfoods maybe?

[whalefact @awhalefact]

like i said

[squid @sluglesbian]

¡lastimá gente lastimá gente!

[squid @sluglesbian]

translating "hurt people hurt people" to spanish in the imperative mode and causing a brawl in front of my bilingual church sign

[squid @sluglesbian]

@BaileysaPumpkin i also got a leaflet for a funeral planning deal so im weighing my options

[squid @sluglesbian]

i'm sure it's coincidence but ever since my depressive episode i've been getting handwritten letters from my local jehovahs witnesses about turning to god in the face of suffering

[squid @sluglesbian]

getting on the apps to find 3 people to have a "charlie and the chocolate factory 4 grandparents in a bed" type relationship. possibly adding a 5th in rotation to make the soup

[squid @sluglesbian]

@BaileysaPumpkin everyone says ppl on benefits aren't doing anything important, like they're not the front line stopping job centre employees from putting disabled people in saw traps for fun

[Gnome Anne May Perceive Me @annethegnome]

FUNGUS IN SPACE!!! 🍄🚀

Equal parts cosmic horror and nature being metal, let's talk about the lichen that grew on the OUTSIDE of the International Space Station!

Get your tea and curl up, because I PROMISE you wanna hear about these fungal cosmonauts 🧑‍🚀
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[my life is a living hell. every minute is torture @on_da_spectrum]

Walked by this picture at the hospital today and I’ve just been staring at it in awe for minutes now. The uneven italicization. The fact that the tag line initially makes you think of 9/11. The unintentional anti-cop messaging. It’s perfect