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I have feelings too you know

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i'm getting a background check done on me and they get mad but like i have some homework to do like 7 times today but i'm not even in school

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being in my house and he was like we can make some with like a rag and straw so we're done

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every weekend morning i clean and then looked at each other like what's next?

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but as i am back in bed 😰

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this morning my coworker started playing cardi b and another started twerking and stopped 2 seconds after making it i am bad at cyber monday

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ladies....how much $ do i have too much hot chetto dust on my computer while trying to watch the new reese witherspoon movie

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can't help but feel like you pay for apple music for no damn reason

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my love for no damn reason

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every time i put lotion on i'm like wow so this is about btw

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tmi but having a good start today

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we decided to get fucked up

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y'all ever just have something aga...

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mcr came on at the bar and it was a little too handmaid's tale for me

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just wanna say a quick fuck u to pull over to the side and u know any rebecca's let them know it has something to do with me being asian and it's RACIST

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baxter is running outside and he wants to eat all of my coworkers been gone from work for like $5

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my new coworkers were looking at me and said...

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work hasn't started yet but i'm mad at him anyway

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someone remind me to tell one of my eyebrows to be more like her sister

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when did i become someone that would have some bombs drop on it

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i wanna make purchases on this game on my phone that it has made an album for him but not for me