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the most evil jew in chicago

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@FrankRants @ChrisMWilliams what is corrupt about not wanting to give billionaires free money? you can call it incompetent, but its literally the opposite of corruption

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@antofdzr @PinstripeBungle durruti coined the term

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@antofdzr @PinstripeBungle el wokismo

[jstlk @jstlk_]

Everyone defending Platner right now is going to be VERY embarrassed next week when the NYT interviews the man who broke into his apartment...

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@jeusush8366232 @riplaika @AnthonyMEmerson @ClassicalSocdem aka the average white male independent voter

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@gayest_tone @eemaanishere @ColinCoxAZ i dont like seeing my friends fight like this :(

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@grapeloverchi @BebopOtt i would buy bagels sold direct by raytheon if they were better than the dogshit bagels (barring mindys and beach water) sold on the northwest side

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@GarlicCorgi @posting_forever this makes me so sad

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@Dansplainer she wants to pinch your cheeks bro

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actually existing anarchism

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Today, I signed an Executive Order temporarily repealing bedtimes in the City of New York so that kids of all ages can watch our team in the NBA Finals.

As Mayor, you’re forced to make many difficult decisions. This was not one of them.

Go Knicks.

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@Destinyengine @Bolshie_Boy didn't they already do a fucking anzac DLC

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we need an internal passport system and serfdom and mass disenfranchisement

[Vik von Lustig 🇺🇸 @realcountlustig]

“Half of Americans don’t have passports!”

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@Dansplainer more like

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@lukeisamazing maybe it was a mini ice age

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@emodoII @lovelylunafreya hows the remaster? havent played sr3 since highschool

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@jtanner79 @_onthewayjay youre right he has a lot to say about what if you were a grown man who thought he was an elf

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@yugiohmachinim2 :(

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@al_marley_mar @getfiscal he's in the ownership group ....

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@Great_Clickbait @Gaismair if the soviets wanted they could have conquered finland in 1944 but they didnt

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@noweaktotaction @AlbertBreer forgot i had this bookmarked, hope you had fun eating shit you little bitch