Karley Sciortino

Hi! I’m a writer and host. Click the link for my s*x and relationships Substack (and to generally creep) 😏

[Karley Sciortino @Slutever]

The Domme-com I wrote with director #GreggAraki is cumming out this summer. It’s the perfect summer date movie for anyone currently in (or aspiring to have) a chaotic BDSM relationship with their boss 😈

Starring #OliviaWilde and #CooperHoffman ❤️⛓️💦

[Karley Sciortino @Slutever]

The key to why some people flirt well… and others seem like scared robots trained on an incel forum: https://t.co/AgQCK3lArE

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@briancommeans That’s a win for women’s internal organs tbh

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I asked 20 women what they (actually) think about dick size… and what I found was more interesting than I expected 😏 https://t.co/ZPLHZZaX6e

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@BakerOfScones Wait… this is one of the hottest, deepest and truest takes of all time. “Don’t date unsuccessfully enough” is so lol.

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@pixelpreaching Omg but maybe it’s a bonding moment?! lol

[Karley Sciortino @Slutever]

Popular theory has it that banging your ex opens up old wounds and cock-blocks you from moving on. Okay, sure. But who has that much willpower? https://t.co/m9hRzAB3iC

[all the best, arianna @virtualjew]

s/o to the person at the araki screening who stood up and said heyyyyy gregg you’re right that gen z doesn’t have sex but i’m trying to get laid right after this if anyone is interested

[Karley Sciortino @Slutever]

Who can guess this rare male characteristic? 😈 https://t.co/LeBfYF5SSh

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What’s “too much” stalking, and what are we REALLY looking for when we lurk the ex??? 😈 https://t.co/7nvPsaTX8F

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It’s one of dating’s most annoying questions: If you want a relationship, how long should you wait to fuck? 3 dates? 3 months? 3 seconds? I have a new theory 😈 https://t.co/4Yd77gFnq8

[Karley Sciortino @Slutever]

Women have a competency fetish.

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@Aggierufus Honestly your mom sounds cool!

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If you’re looking for a relationship, when is the ideal time to sleep with someone you’re into? I have a working theory… https://t.co/T2IwSYkn4R

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@Aggierufus I used to agree with you! Lol

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@Sugartimmyix 🤔

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I wrote about a particularly strange “sugar” date from my 20s involving an internet stalker, a hot British stranger, a duffel bag full of cash, and far too much alcohol 😵‍💫🥊 https://t.co/DPlfDqvkIY

[Karley Sciortino @Slutever]

When (if ever) should you text a man you’re newly dating? 🤔😈 https://t.co/hj1eZ9Ubvh

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@leakedshi I do!

[Karley Sciortino @Slutever]

I took a break from men… and loved it. Here’s what I learned in my seven months of intentional celibacy 😏 https://t.co/ePnUgSFC4D