Slut Girl

#slutgirlproblems

[Slut Girl @slutgalproblems]

Why won't this go in the hole? #slutgalproblems #slutgirlproblems #jokes

[Slut Girl @slutgalproblems]

When you say you want a shag and your friend falls off the bed #slutgirlproblems #dontbeshocked #foreveraslutgirl

[Slut Girl @slutgalproblems]

Everyone needs a handy home shag.. #slutgirlproblems #slut #home #unislut

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When a guy invites you back for a glass of milk... #slutgalproblems #secretslut

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A woman on the tube is reading an erotic novel on her kindle and trying to disguise it #secretslut #haa #slutgalproblems #london

[Slut Girl @slutgalproblems]

When a guy you intend to sleep with tomorrow texts asking if you're clean and you just don't know #textmeBeSure #slutgirlproblems #awks

[Slut Girl @slutgalproblems]

'Your boyfriend's a lucky guy' 'Oh, him? I just met him tonight.' #slutgirlproblems

[Slut Girl @slutgalproblems]

Having phone sex to prevent your number increasing #slutgaltips #nextbestthing

[Slut Girl @slutgalproblems]

When friday night's pull texts you saying he actually likes you.. #awkward #slutgirlproblems

[Slut Girl @slutgalproblems]

When you find out half your flat have slept with the same guy #slutgirlproblems #fml

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When a guy suggests an all you can eat buffet before heading to yours.. #hellno #haveyouseenmeatanallyoucaneat #slutgirlproblems

[Slut Girl @slutgalproblems]

The v-hole is for doing the do. The a-hole is for doing the poo. #newmantra #slutgalsolutions

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Then scrabble on floor for money, the taxi drives off and you end up walk of shaming it anyway #slutgirlproblems #madeaprofit

[Slut Girl @slutgalproblems]

Trying to be classy by getting a taxi of shame, but being in such a state that on entry to taxi you drop all money on road #slutgirlproblems

[Slut Girl @slutgalproblems]

TFLN: 'I was so fucked lastnight.' 'I WAS fucked lastnight, I'm still at the guy's house.' 'SAME!!' #slutgirlproblems

[Slut Girl @slutgalproblems]

Why is it always the busiest roads that one has to walk of shame down? #slutgirlproblems

[Slut Girl @slutgalproblems]

Creating a list in your head of potentials to invite over tonight.. #slutgirlproblems #horny

[Slut Girl @slutgalproblems]

*stops kissing guy* 'can I ask a question...what's your name?' #slutgirlproblems

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(775): This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.