lil rani

they/them | ur favorite trash goblin | “chaotic and of the DEVILISH”

[lil rani @sly_roni]

it’s pride month and not one of you have thanked me for my service; seems homophobic

[💫 @QUEERBALLER]

@Sharkfrot my bio said no men unless you look like timothee chalamet

[robin ★ @pynchceo]

imcrying

[kas @VHSdogs]

🗡️🗡️🗡️

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

It’s so hard telling if your parents are showing early signs of dementia if they’ve always been out of their fucking minds

[lil rani @sly_roni]

my little sister got married yesterday and honestly these age gap siblings are going to emotionally KILL me 🥲🥹 such a privilege to watch her grow up. from watching her first steps to watching her walk down the isle 😭🤍

WHERE ARE THE TISSUES 😭

[lil rani @sly_roni]

i may not be a religious person, but man when these sweet ole ladies are telling me to have a blessed day, it really does make me smile

[Lauren 🪻🌼🪴 @laurenhtexas]

I simply NEVER want to hear that women are too emotional to be President again. The woman on this stage is calm, poised, rational, and logical while the man next to her is throwing a tantrum like a toddler who was just told no to having ice cream for dinner.

[estreetcar manyvids @estreetcarmv]

she beetlejuice on my beetlejuice till i beetlejuice…oh no

[maybe: larky 🌿 @ofthemisery]

canada must feel like they are living above a meth lab

[Granite Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @GraniteDhuine]

My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they're having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

[lil rani @sly_roni]

i don’t need anything; therefore, i already have everything

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Constantly

[lil rani @sly_roni]

ohhhhh why is IT ALWAYS SO FUCKING HARD

[Lexi LaFleur Brown @lexilafleur]

Unfortunately, I’m not mindful. I’m not cutesy. I’m not demure. I’m mentally ill, cunty, and a bit demonic.

[lil rani @sly_roni]

is feeling like: 👹

[lil rani @sly_roni]

you have got to be kitten me

[Phy @its_phylicia]

I thought I was a personality hire but turns out they actually think I’m smart & are relying on me :/

[gbae⋆lola @gbennylola]

donald trump proudly announcing he plans to give police immunity from prosecution as we simultaneously watch a black woman die at the hands of one… im sorry i don’t want him to become president, i would rather see toe fungus be elected.