🦈 sammmm ⚾️

24 | he/him 🏳️‍⚧️| bi | i rant abt baseball and shit

[🦈 sammmm ⚾️ @slye4now]

Guy who still doesn’t know how to hold a phone properly

[🦈 sammmm ⚾️ @slye4now]

@BadCaseHicc I like B

[🦈 sammmm ⚾️ @slye4now]

@coolcheese51 Holy shit I never even thought that the red guy could be a tongue… ur brain is huge

[🦈 sammmm ⚾️ @slye4now]

@Cho_Rottie wow this is crazy good! You’re so talented

[🦈 sammmm ⚾️ @slye4now]

I want the soup, the whole soup, and nothing but the soup

[🦈 sammmm ⚾️ @slye4now]

@cisnistr he got scared LMAO

[🦈 sammmm ⚾️ @slye4now]

Flirting with the doctor by asking if there’s another Dr. [last name], simultaneously communicating that I am not homophobic and also woke enough that I know women can be doctors too

[🦈 sammmm ⚾️ @slye4now]

@evornithology The bees

[paddle @ipaddlearound]

dont cry becasue its over, Attack. Attack wverythjng around you. do spin attacks and hurt things

[Bruiser Broski @BeastCoastNYHC]

There is no such thing as illegal blood alcohol content while driving on stolen land

[lamb @darkseavoyage]

Don't fuck with me... I'm evil...

[🦈 sammmm ⚾️ @slye4now]

Homemade soup, free beer and baseball for dinner tonight

[🦈 sammmm ⚾️ @slye4now]

@cisnistr Me

[🦈 sammmm ⚾️ @slye4now]

@pants They fucking killed him

[debo @killmefam]

Last name ever. First name Gayest

[Yeah @Yeah__Penguin]

Shut up Dont care Stop talking Also fuck you And youre gay so