Sheila Lyons

The idiot stick figure with no soul

[Sheila Lyons @slyons42]

If I were Emma Thompson in Love Actually and I saw this necklace I would’ve divorced my husband Alan Rickman even before I knew he bought it for another woman

[johnny drama @riphamish]

It must feel so good to be a British guy with veneers saying “IBEEFA”

[Mike @hammerito]

Unfortunately the song of the summer is, for the 28th year in a row, Smooth by Santana feat. Rob Thomas

[FactPost @factpostnews]

The great-grandson of Wong Kim Ark, whose 1898 case established birthright citizenship, reacts to today's SCOTUS decision:

"He was one man, only a cook, and yet he stood up for what was right... Today's ruling shows that his victory remains as important now as it was in 1898."

[leyla @leylaaa31]

You guys HOLY SHIT. This is like meeting a celebrity

[June @HoodieBrunson]

The Knicks have declined their invitation to the White House.

[Cole @_nml831]

Doing this with your best friends on both stages is something out of a Disney Channel Original Movie

[pitoreixco @pitoreixco]

latifah

[Conor Rogers @conorjrogers]

FIFA having its corrupt way with every single city and country its ever touched until suddenly being shocked and stunned into submission by a final, even more corrupt thing: New Jersey

[Ali B @wtflanksteak]

I believe it's called "The City of Chicago"

[nile @nileandah]

this is my version of an egot

[Fitzy Mo Peña @FitzyMoPena]

The amount of Pogues and Saw Doctors and Wolfe Tones that I’m gonna listen to this weekend will make your head spin

[Lexi LaFleur Brown @lexilafleur]

You can make history, can represent ur country at the highest level, can inspire a nation of girls to dream, & they will still laugh in ur face. Every woman knows this feeling & it’s why we persist. Keep laughing while women’s hockey is one of the fastest-growing sports globally.

[FLAVOR FLAV @FlavorFlav]

Uncle Flav has made it to Italy for the #Olympics

Letz GOOOOO USA Bobsled + Skeleton

[emily @north0fnorth]

THREAD OF MY FAVORITE LORI LIGHTFOOT MOMENTS

1: losing re-election and immediately going to walgreens to buy a 24 pack of modelo

[Paul Pabst @PaulPabst]

Hey @SNFonNBC ...show this..trust us.

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

go bears

[T✍️🏾 @bluemyths]

this is so funny to me not just because she completely humiliates him but also because like.....you couldn't even throw out an "aristotle" or "socrates"

[Sheila Lyons @slyons42]

@Malala My book club and I are doing a double feature meeting on January 6th (we’re reclaiming the day) of your new book and Heated Rivalry! DM me for the details! We would love for you to zoom in and celebrate the duality of women!

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Say what you will about Dick Cheney, but not allowing Trump and Vance go to his funeral is pretty fucking epic.