Black Daria, PhD

Mixed-up sociologist in a world he has only a minor role in reconstituting. Retired Jeopardy champ w/ a PhD and anxiety; does not suffer fools gladly. ⟦he/him⟧✌

[Black Daria, PhD @slysmall]

"MUSTARRRRRRRRRRRRRRD...!"

[Black Daria, PhD @slysmall]

"MUSTAAAARD...!"

[Black Daria, PhD @slysmall]

If I can prove where and when I bought the card and I *have the actual card*, no one else ought to be able to register the card! But that's what happened and Clipper told me I they couldn't (wouldn't) do anything about it when I informed them of the situation.

[Black Daria, PhD @slysmall]

@BayAreaClipper is a bad joke. If they had any sense, they'd add PINs to each card, but if someone guesses the right 10-digit number, they can register your card and take your balance. And Clipper won't do anything about it, even if you can prove the card is yours.

[Black Daria, PhD @slysmall]

Should I have registered the card I bought last night? Well, I couldn't because trying to use the Clipper site this week has been next to impossible with the litany of glitches it's experiencing. Even so, I shouldn't have to register a transit card to use it on public transit.

[Black Daria, PhD @slysmall]

@sadcatsblues @snackowska Same.

[Black Daria, PhD @slysmall]

Unsolicited update: @FreeTaxUSA does not suck, unlike @TaxSlayer.

[Black Daria, PhD @slysmall]

Haven't posted in awhile, but: F**k
@TaxSlayer. All my homies hate TaxSlayer. What's more likely: a multi-year TaxSlayer user just magically opted not to click the big green button to file his taxes or the glitchy-a** software got glitchy?

[Black Daria, PhD @slysmall]

(You won't believe what the TaxSlayer customer "service" department thinks the answer to the question is...!)

[Black Daria, PhD @slysmall]

Haven't posted in awhile, but: F**k
@TaxSlayer. All my homies hate TaxSlayer. What's more likely: a multi-year TaxSlayer user just magically opted not to click the big green button to file his taxes or the glitchy-a** software got glitchy?

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

Michael B. Jordan trying not to laugh at this David Zaslav joke is the highlight of the night to me #criticschoiceawards

[carl beijer @_carlbeijer]

This seems bad

[inefficient rhubarb snackowski @snackowska]

we are such a greasy species

[Clue Heywood @ClueHeywood]

Cam Newton about to sell $25,000 worth of musical instruments to the people of River City

[VioletS @VioletSmiling3]

@pinningwings "let women be ugly" makes me think about this creator on tt who encourages women to be Horrible. To let themselves be ugly, accommodating, and rude (basically the opposite of all the things we're taught to be). It's really refreshing. Her name is HorribleMeanBadWoman.

[inefficient rhubarb snackowski @snackowska]

all the criticisms received in school eventually make you so self-conscious you decide it's better never to try anything

[Black Daria, PhD @slysmall]

My hot(test) take is that Patrick Mahomes's ACL self-destructed to protect his career narrative and legacy.

[🇲🇽 Spencer 🇲🇽 @larss0ny]

big fan of this diva

[Jasmine @JasmineLWatkins]

Notre Dame said

[aarøn. @ayroned]

they fired Chris Paul cuz he found out where the trees are buried

[Arash Markazi @ArashMarkazi]

Blake Griffin wanted to retire a Clipper. Seven months after signing a five-year, $171 million deal to stay in L.A., the Clippers traded him to Detroit.

Chris Paul wanted to retire a Clipper. Five months after coming home, the Clippers released him in the middle of the night.

[♕𝕕𝕒𝕧𝕠𓅓 @shpillo_]

Chris Paul gotta be T5 unluckiest players in NBA history💀 ngga wasn’t even ever supposed to be a Clipper.. entire Clipper tenure was filled with losing & being injured. went to the Rockets.. blown 3-2 WCF lead vs Warriors. more unfortunate losing, & injuries. finally breathes NBA Finals air in 2021.. blows a 2-1 lead. comes back to Clipper-land for a farewell tour few years later.. the team is unexpectedly dogshit. Cp3 re-announces retirement to see if anyone cares.. couple weeks later the Clippers tell him to go the fuck home 😭

[kendall @internetfairie]

honestly once i get over my burnout, depression, creative block, doomscrolling addiction, tendency to over intellectualize & avoidant behaviors then you’ll see