elf ✨🧚

27. she/they. I guess I’m new to being a witch.

[elf ✨🧚 @slyterelf]

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[elf ✨🧚 @slyterelf]

not a proud moment of mine to accidentally shrink my boyfriend’s shirt I got to borrow

now I gotta buy a new one to him before I meet him tomorrow

anyway, hi twitter

[Kaii2kewl4skewl @Kaii2kewl4skewl]

"He can't be that ugl-"

[susa @prinkasusa]

thinking about how in barbie land where everything is perfect for women, men still aren't suffering. they aren't in servitude, they aren't being objectified or harassed. they are just not the main characters. but in a world run by and for men, women are NEVER safe. that's the difference between feminists and misogynists. women just want to be left alone, while men don't see us as humans.

[goma @soigomaa]

Out of ten men, one makes a sexual joke at a woman, two laugh, three fake a chuckle to fit in, and four stay silent. None of them speak up. Later, nine of them still believe they're the "good guys." But from the woman's perspective, the laughter, the silence, the looking away, it all creates the same environment. So when women say"most men are the same," this is what they mean: not that every man harasses women, but that most men help protect the system that does.

[J.S. Park 박준 @jsparkblog]

People not in the Epstein files:

- drag queens
- transgender athletes
- librarians
- Black journalists
- “radical leftist scum”
- hungry family needing SNAP benefits
- workers on strike
- the cast of Sesame Street

[goma @soigomaa]

The fact that people need a dead man's files to believe a thousand living women... tells you everything about whose voices they don't.

[Miilato @miiilato]

“everything will be fine after getting a job, i will have lots of money, i will fulfill my childhood dreams, and be happy”
me right now:

[Mads @europemaxxed]

Driving to my 9-5 job while drug dealers and 8 year old YouTubers are buying their third property

[elf ✨🧚 @slyterelf]

well fuck me I haven’t slept a wink and soon I have to drive to work

[elf ✨🧚 @slyterelf]

I get so nostalgic with the walking dead, especially season 1 and 2, how I got so in love with it as a teenager and watched it on a site in my bed and for the first time binge watched a series

I think it was now 12 years ago when I first time watched it

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Netflix had enough cash to buy Warner Bros., but cried poor when we shared passwords with our mom.

[🍉LoZza🍉 @CocoaFox023]

ELMO, YOU'RE TOO YOUNG TO UNDERSTAND MONOPOLIES. YOU'RE GOING TO CAUSE THE COLLAPSE OF CINEMA

[irys ꏍ @folkfinch]

why isn't sex really how it is in fanfiction 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

[elf ✨🧚 @slyterelf]

every friday I say “I’m happy this week is over” and only has 2 days off and then off to work again.

I really hate this system of society

[elf ✨🧚 @slyterelf]

teach your children some manners :) like not screaming in the face so I become deaf

[Reo @reo_od]

I like to think time travellers are real but because they are not allowed to change the past, they give obscure hints that mean nothing to mess with us

[elf ✨🧚 @slyterelf]

I’ve done a terrible mistake

had a sore throat, went to bed early, slept, woke up at 1.30am and now it’s 2.27am. I have work in. a few hours and could use some more sleep lol

[elf ✨🧚 @slyterelf]

the guy who I have went 2 dates with hasn’t written anything since yesterday/last night

:(

[Pistachio 🇮🇷 🇵🇸 @HarleyShah]

Travelling by private jet to a conference about climate change is a level of detachment from reality that's impossible to grasp