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I'm pretending to be human. I think I'm doing great, but the humans don't seem to like me. He/They (Insane, not Trans)

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@autumn1359 Especially if you're also funny about those things (or other things).

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@Jaredreturns I guess, but no one likes Flock posts... ?

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@ankyhaidy Try doing that CE5 / Alien contacting stuff. Maybe you'll start hearing voices, and it'll drive you mad.

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Weird that we have to justify being worth more money to an employer to get a raise, but companies raise prices all the time just because they want to.

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@IAmSophiaNelson Imagine watching the effects of Trump's presidency, but in reverse.

He's basically trying to make -that- movie look amazing.

Make America great again requires it to be shit, first, so he's doing that part. Just run the tape backward to watch it become great, again!

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@Cactusrose5 @HenpeckedHal Why is teaching children to contemplate revenge against their parents a good thing?

This race is doomed.

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@no81141672 @mtracey Okay, sorry

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@Ferch97s They are running old software from when the earth was colder.

(Ancestors try to help us, but often fail because the world is different.)

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@rtm_pete Gabe can afford his own advertising. It's fine.

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@no81141672 @mtracey Small details about the state-sponsored sex trafficking ring were different, and you say that means they completely missed the mark?

Holy crap do I not want you as my boss during a performance review!

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@valcsby @mtracey Epstein...?

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@acealeam Most things at high school were easy for me, but the other students made it hateful, anyway.

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@floki_web3 @unusual_whales Subscribe to recharge your phone!

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@ctrlcreep It's heads.

If there were an observer on the ceiling watching a normal coin flip, they would not call the hidden side. They are calling the visible side.

The same should be true if you become the observer on the ostensible ceiling.

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@calebgamman Yeah, I have to take my TV out of Cinema Mode when I watch Disney+, or everything looks like this.

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@TerribleMaps I hate this so much

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@DrPhiltill Maybe its never encountered physical life before, so running its own cognition at maximum speed was the only way to see anything interesting - like hyper fast evolving geography.

... Until they encounter earth. Living matter?

Could be fun to write.

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@DrPhiltill I would imagine this would work best for a non corporeal lifeform.

The issues with body durability compound the more you think about it, until you end up at, "maybe they just don't have bodies".

A crystal being might work, but that's just an energy being possessing a rock.